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Robert thinks he finally may have found some common ground with his not-quite-friend-not-quite-enemy, but Flambae has thoughts of own.
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Robert is new to the overwhelming world of possibilities when it comes to relationships, romantic, platonic, and sexual alike. He wants Chad and Alice to be the ones to introduce it to him.
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After a few minutes, Robert glanced toward the showers, then back at Waterboy. "You look like you could use a cooldown. A shower might help wash it all away - literally, in your case." He grinned, the expression fond and teasing. Innocently, he kept his hand on Waterboy's shoulder, the other reaching for the front zipper of the wetsuit. "Here, let me give you a hand with that. These things stick like glue when they're wet."
Waterboy's eyes widened, his mouth opening in a frantic attempt to warn him. "W-wait, Robert, I-I don't- Hold on, i-it’s, it's not-" But Robert's voice overlapped his stutters, warm and reassuring as he tugged the zipper down a few inches. "Relax. We've all been there. Just breathe."
Ziiip.
The zipper slid smoothly at first, exposing a strip of pale skin.. And then, Robert froze. There, trailing down from Waterboy's navel, was a faint happy trail of dark hair, leading southward without any barrier. No boxers, no briefs, nothing. It made sense, in hindsight - The guy was a constant fountain; underwear would just turn into a soggy mess. But logic didn't prepare Robert for the sight, his hand still gripping the zipper tab, eyes locked on that unexpected reveal.
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Without breaking eye contact, Mecha Man lifted his foot and nudged the toe of his boot against the tent in the neon suit. “You wanna explain this?”
“N-no, hah, not re-really,” Waterboy tried to laugh but it came out as a nervous chitter, the squeak of a toy latched between a dog’s teeth, about to be ripped apart.
“Let me rephrase: you are going to explain this,” ordered the awaiting canine.
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you and i both know, nothing is sacred
nothing’s so good that it wouldn’t be takenrobert finds a way out of his life as mecha man by joining the priesthood. sonar is forced to join father robert’s support group for reformed villains as part of his parole conditions. sonar is not going to let one vow of celibacy stop him from getting in that hot priest’s pants.
