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The Slytherins drag a heartbroken Hermione to an impromptu party in their shared eighth-year common room after Ron ends the relationship by Owl. The scheming snakes are determined to make her laugh again after the months she spent moping.
And Draco Malfoy learns there's nothing he won't do to cheer the Golden Girl up, including making a fool of himself.
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Or, Theo takes a leaf out of Will Greyson's (The Devil's Night series) book and dances on top of a table while singing My Prerogative, then forces a somewhat reluctant blond to participate, half-naked.
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12 Jan 2026
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After the war, Draco Malfoy lives in seclusion in a gloomy mansion in France, licking the wounds of his body and mind. When an unknown curse threatens Britain, Hermione Granger is forced to live with him. Will she be able to find something within his soul worth saving?
A Beauty and the Beast retelling 🥀Bookmarked by LyriaLight
06 Jan 2026
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Draco Malfoy, CEO of Malfoy Holdings, is busy with work and needs to get his matchmaking mother and a host of rapacious society gold diggers off his back.
Hermione Granger desperately needs cash to care for her parents who are suffering the effects of a backfired memory charm reversal.
Draco’s solution: Hire Granger to be his fake girlfriend.
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“Granger, I don’t have time for courtship. I’m too busy for champagne and flowers and coddling a needy witch. I just need someone to accompany me on business dinners and when I go to galas and cocktail parties without the complications or expectations that a girlfriend would bring.”
“Why me?” she asked.
Draco gave her an ironic look. “Because you’re the last witch who would ever want to marry me.”
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20 Dec 2025
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After being hoodwinked into signing up for Hogwarts' inaugural "Secret Elves" gift exchange, Draco discovers he has two options:
1. Humiliate Hermione Granger by giving her rubbish so horrible, so embarrassing, that she'd practically drop to her knees begging for Howlers instead: overdue library books . . . unfinished homework assignments . . . and her very own badges that flash "Mudbloods Stink."
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2. Fall hopelessly in love with Granger by Christmas Eve.
*Written for D/Hr Advent 2025*
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11 Dec 2025
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Hallmark Christmas magic meets the chaos of the wizarding world.
Hermione Granger’s friends convince her to attend the Ministry holiday party — and one ill-timed photo with “Santa” sends her evening (and maybe her love life) spiraling in an entirely unexpected direction. Featuring enchanted cocktails, a tipsy Luna Lovegood, and one very smug Draco Malfoy in red velvet.This story is mostly completed - approximately 28-30 chapters. Aiming for short and sweet (with each Chapter title being a Christmas song - and yes I listened to Christmas music while writing this)! I know it's only the beginning of November but wanted to start posting so that I can upload some good chapters before the holiday season truly begins.
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11 Dec 2025
