Lyn_IO
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Before coming to Clyde’s party they had pulled straws to decide who would be the designated driver and Kyle in all his luck had been the unlucky bastard. Though Kyle had a suspicion that the straws had been tampered with, he couldn’t prove the cackling fatass was behind it and so with the utmost grace he had accepted his role. He hadn’t been sulking no matter how much Kenny claimed he was.
When Kyle draws the short end of the stick he has to take care of his drunken friends while dealing with his own problems. Kyle thinks the night couldn't get worse but he forgot to take in account one very drunk Eric Cartman.
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The news won't shut up about the end of the world. Kyle denies the whole thing. Eric Cartman, though? He's up to something.
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09 May 2026
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When elite debater Kyle meets his first real match, savage genius Eric Cartman, he is immediately starstruck.
But despite realizing that Eric is the meanest person he has ever encountered, Kyle can't help feeling drawn to him.
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09 May 2026
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Kyle had always had Eric Cartman’s best interests at heart, even if his methods were a bit unorthodox.
Sometimes sabotage is a love language all its own.
TLDR: Cartman starts losing weight, Kyle cannot allow it because people might actually like Cartman now
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07 May 2026
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7 minutes in heaven was a stupid game.
Especially when they lead to a dumbass enemies-with-benefits situations with the guy you hate most.
But Kyle wasn’t going to let it get out of hand.
Probably.
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22 Apr 2026
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After years of denial, Kyle is ready to face the feelings he's always known deep down were there. He loves Eric Cartman, and he's tired of pretending otherwise.
Unfortunately for him, Eric hasn't been waiting around for his prince to come. He has real issues, like keeping a house over his head and his mother off the streets. Kyle barely crosses his mind anymore, and why would he? It's not like they're friends anymore.
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20 Apr 2026