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"To Chase" by diggingupthegrave
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
26 Dec 2021
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Megumi has never thanked the man who raised him.
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- 7,520
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08 Apr 2026
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24 Nov 2025
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you reach for the drawer on your left instead, brushing aside a handful of broken pens, three crumpled receipts, and fish-gutting knife, before finally settling on a recently-swiped clay garrote, which you hold delicately in your hands, marveling at the sharpness of the wire, and how much more interesting it would look strung around some poor bastard’s un-anticipating throat, cutting deep through layers of red until there’s nothing left but a quiet, strangled gurgling in the air.
but there is no thief or killer strolling through your door, only kepler, who is both a thief and killer and yet somehow so transcendent of those titles that he has become something else entirely, another breed, and you worship his every awful move he makes.
(or, kepler gets hurt, and jacobi lends a hand.)
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19 Oct 2025
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Kepler said, with a short, confident laugh, "I don't know if you've forgotten in your brand new virus-founded idiocracy, but Dr. Maxwell and I put together are pretty damn smart. Pretty damn smart. I'm sure we can handle one job without you."
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18 Oct 2025
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Kepler has an exhale and some whiskey before he's sucked into space, and finds that his mission doesn't end there.
Kepler has an exhale and some whiskey before he's sucked into space, and finds that his mission doesn't end there.
Kepler has an exhale and some whiskey before he's sucked into space, and finds that his mission doesn't end there.
Kepler has an exhale and some whiskey before he's sucked into space, and finds that his mission doesn't end there.
Kepler has an exhale and some whiskey before he's sucked into space, and finds that his mission doesn't end there.
Kepler has an exhale and some whiskey before he's sucked into space, and finds that his mission doesn't end there.
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24 Mar 2025
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"You know," Kepler said. "In ancient Greece, all the men did their business in the bath houses."
Jacobi snorted. "That can't be true."
"It is. That was where they would conduct their meetings. I find that very beautiful."
"I find that very unsanitary."
OR: It's spa day!!!!!!!!!!!!
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10 Mar 2025
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Despair and deception, love's ugly little twins by NammiKisulora
Fandoms: Wolf 359 (Radio)
24 May 2025
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At the office, he rations his touches carefully. Jacobi never initiates anything there. He always looks away first when Kepler’s eyes linger on his for too long.
While in the field, they both know the order of priorities. The job always comes first, any stolen moments for the two of them is a lucky bonus. Several hours unaccounted for, to spend in a hotel room however they see fit, is a luxury.Series
- Part 2 of I Let Love In
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04 Feb 2025
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Darling, you're the punishment for all of my former sins by NammiKisulora for vanilla_extract
Fandoms: Wolf 359 (Radio)
09 Oct 2024
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“Hey, boss, a little office bird mentioned you were back. How come you didn’t pop by to say hi to your fave ballistics officer? Um, Kepler, hellooo?”
“Hi.”
“Uh… you look like crap.”
“Ever the paragon of tact and sensitivity, Mr Jacobi. Did you want something?”Kepler returns exhausted from a solo mission. Jacobi takes care of him, and ends up staying the night.
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- Part 1 of I Let Love In
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31 Jan 2025
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"Why does it matter?" Kepler asks.
"Why does it matter if you love me? Loved me?"
"Yes."
"Because it fucking matters."
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23 Jan 2025
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Now that Jacobi has successfully hooked up with Kepler, he can't wait for what Valentine's Day has in store-- until it starts to seem like Kepler has nothing planned. However, Jacobi should know by now that the Major is always a step ahead.
Plus, multiple festivities, "Dynamite" by Taio Cruz, and some really friggin' good chocolate.
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11 Jan 2025
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Kepler and Jacobi have successfully kept themselves entertained during a stakeout. Now that they're on to the fireworks part, Jacobi decides it's time to make a move.
Plus, the living Tom of Finland pinup, keys in locks, and getting pulled closer in the backseat of a Rover.
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05 Jan 2025
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As part of porn prompt battle I received the following from smilodonmeow on tumblr- Jacobi/Kepler - during the last Hephaestus mission. (Preferably during the Fourier murder, but not required.), which spawned a whole paracosm on who these characters are and how they interact.
The shadow of the Ozark mountains, loyal dogs, a war of attrition, and explosive materials. Pre-canon slices of life for the Colonel and his right hand man.
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01 Jan 2025
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There are numerous ways that he has fucked Daniel Jacobi within the past year. Fucked up, fucked over, mind fucked-he’s been fucking Jacobi since they first met.
Technically.
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20 Dec 2024
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After Maxwell finds Kepler’s dirty little secret, an interesting coallition begins. Kepwell.
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09 Dec 2024
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Maxwell and Kepler discover new aspects of their lives together getting up close and personal with an unexpected absence.
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- English
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Bookmarked by LyingTurtle
01 Dec 2024
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“We promised we wouldn’t be back,” Jacobi points out.
“I know.”
“You said we put them through enough already.”
“I know.”
“Now we’re going back in, and it’s- it’s because we might have fucked up really badly.”
“Yeah. I know.”
“You know.” Jacobi doesn’t look satisfied. “Do you have nothing else to say?”
“I don’t think we should let them wait,” Kepler says. “Be careful in there, Jacobi. I really don’t want to fish you out of this machine again.”
Jacobi’s eyes are worried, but he nods. “Technically, you’ve never fished me out of this machine, sir.”
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It's been months since Kepler and Jacobi stopped talking about that mission when an unexpected discovery forces them to revisit what they remember: the comet sequel that y'all technically didn't ask for
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- Part 3 of a place where we know each other
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26 Nov 2024
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Ciel is bored and disobedient. Sebastian is trying his hardest to get the boy to realise he's *very interested* in him. But all Ciel realises is that some games can't be so easily won and that his demon is getting out of hand. With tensions high and games afoot Ciel is held on a high wire of uncertainty; torn between what he needs his demon to be and what his demon is by nature.
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- Part 1 of Eterna
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28 Sep 2024
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"I must be misunderstanding young master's request." Sebastian starts slowly, carefully wording the sentence. Ciel wishes he would look at him directly so he could read the way his eyes change their shade of red.
"Say my name, I'll allow it this once." Ciel persists.
This time Sebastian does look up, an incredulous expression adorning his face. He obviously believes there's some sort of trickery in the works.
"Go on." Ciel urges once more, voice more confident than his beating heart and elaborated breath might indicate.
"It's just a meaningless word. Words solely carry the intention we put behind them."
Maybe that's the issue?
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23 Sep 2024
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Sebastian sees a close copy of Ciel at the public school and decides take out the sexual frustration his master has caused him on the new boy.
“I must say, I'm not completely adverse to this lifestyle myself.” He comments slyly.
Ciel scoffs.
“A sea of wide eyed, yet to be corrupted souls, this must be your heaven.“
Sebastian's eyes glow up red at the mention of heaven, yet keeps his temper in check.
“I have no interest in low grade souls.” He states simply.
Truthful, once again. Which it will continue to be.
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23 Sep 2024
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A Cure For Boredom by emmagrant01
Fandoms: Sherlock (TV), Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms
28 Mar 2012
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They'd never talked about sex in the year they'd known each other. Well, that wasn't quite correct: Sherlock had never said a word about sex; John had bemoaned his personal dearth of it on many occasions.
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- 8/8
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18 Jul 2024