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    yiling_patriarch: first time making a cake with alcohol! it’s still in the oven but it smells great so far
    ↳ Gusu Lan Kitchen: There is no alcohol listed in the ingredients for this recipe.

    yiling_patriarch: i didn’t have any oranges or orange juice so i replaced those with a can of orange sparkling margarita! tasted super weird [★★☆☆☆]
    ↳ Gusu Lan Kitchen: Are you being deliberately obtuse?

    OR: life is tough for baker!lwj when online troll!wwx won't stop commenting on his recipe blog

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    “The Emperor stands at the summit of a great mountain, towering over his subjects, watching and guiding his people.” His eyes grow dim, clouded by shadows of doubt and uncertainty. “It is terribly lonely here at the summit, Wei Ying. Please, come stand by my side. Don’t leave me alone.”

    And Wei Wuxian had taken his hand, and promised to never leave him alone.

    In hindsight, that had probably been his first mistake.

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    “So. How did you two start,” Camilla chimed in around the straw of her iced tea, and she said the word so timidly Gideon almost kicked her shin, “dating?”

    What followed was likely the longest and most soundless moment Gideon had ever endured. For the first few seconds, she pretended as though the question had never been asked and picked at her sandwich. Then she remembered how social interactions typically worked. Then she waited patiently, because certainly Harrow was composing a well-thought-out response to the harmless inquiry. Then she realized no response was coming, and promptly tried to inhale a piece of cucumber.

    “It just happened,” Gideon finally responded after coughing up her lung. Harrow passed her a napkin. She dabbed at her eyes. “We’ve known each other for a while. Then one day, it was like, boom.”

    “Yes,” Harrow intoned. “Boom.”

    (Or: Harrow and Gideon pretend to date for a scholarship.)

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