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  1. Public Bookmark 22

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    Time. Time made Zim realize that his original plan to overtake the Earthenoids wasn’t working because he didn’t blend in. Time helped him evaluate that he wasn’t considered ‘normal’ to the meat bags, which was why he couldn’t easily manipulate them to bend to his will. Time lead to self-reflection that although those disgusting sacks of flesh were stupid and just begging to be destroyed, even they noticed there was something wrong with him.

    So Zim had left, packing up his home base and taking GIR with him to move as far away as possible from that horrific place where the Dib dwelled. Time quietly slipped away, and during that period Zim had carefully crafted a new look, a new name, and a new plan to take over the world.

    It was all just a matter of time.

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    29 Jun 2026

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    “He chose to give me the money!" Orel cries. "I don't know why but he did! You're gonna blame me for that too? You never change. This is just like the stupid hunting trip.”

    “What are you talking about?” Clay frowns.

    “When you waved your gun around and shot me and blamed me for it!"

    Coach Stopframe freezes. “You said Orel had a gun accident.”

    All eyes are on his dad, who stands there, belt in hand in front of everyone.

    _________

    (Orel's grandfather dies, leaving behind millions of dollars. But he doesn't leave it to his son. He leaves it to Orel, and Clay is not happy.)

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    24 May 2026

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    Morty wakes up in a strange room, chained to the wall, and realizes he's been kidnapped by someone he knows.

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    06 Apr 2026

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    “Charlie doesn't have dimples.”

    He doesn't remember saying it. They stare at each other and Pim thinks he's fucked it up. Why did he say that? Who even asked? He thinks she's gonna scrunch up her nose, gonna scoff and say 'You know better than me? Someone who grew up with him? Someone who loved him? What's wrong with you?' He doesn't wanna make anyone upset (and gosh, he hates being yelled at) but before his mind can go further into the depths of regret, she smiles.

    “When he's kissing you, yeah.”

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    10 Mar 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 32

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    “Cultures from all across the globe have tried to answer this question,” Ms. Bitters intoned, tapping her ruler against the chalkboard. Scrawled on it, white against black, were the words Why am I here? “It is the root of many philosophies, such as existentialism…”

    What a stupid question, Dib thought, glancing at the chalkboard with narrowed eyes. He knew exactly why he was put on Earth: to stop Zim. And as soon as the bell rang 3:30, he’d do it.

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    26 Feb 2026