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    A simple concept: If Dexter had kept up his "heroin addict" alibi, things might've gone a little differently.

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    26 Oct 2024

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    has 17 chapters i need you bbg come back to me pleassssseeeeee. OH MY GOD WELCOME BAAAACK!!! Very addicting writing for sure. 10/10 very excited

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    Sometimes- Sometimes you shouldn’t joke about being hit by an anime advertisement truck. Especially immediately after your friend said, “One day you’ll isekai into one of your fandoms and you’ll become the very thing you left in the dark. Your hidden self-insert wips.”

     

    Unfortunately for Sukuna, he did exactly that.

    AKA: someone who never caught up on canon is trying to figure out What The Fuck Is Going On while juggling immense power and Being Ryoumen Sukuna (a stupendous task in and of itself)

    Currently at: Detention Centre/Cursed Womb

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    05 Jun 2026

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    9 chpts. yes

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    He’s twenty-six and he’s bleeding out on the ground and he’s so, so cold.

    But, he’s also twelve and he’s still alive. Still breathing steadily. There’s no blood leaking out of him. And he’s warm, body relaxed under the comforting weight of his blanket.

    He sighs, world-weary and exhausted. Of course it didn’t stick. Only he would manage to screw up death. Again.

    .................

    Waking up in a different universe is supposed to be a sweet deal. Too bad nobody gave him the message. In a world of tailed-beasts and magical eye bullshit, Rei thinks getting strong without them is impossible. But he has to try. If only so he can mess with people and stay alive long enough to continue doing it.

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    05 Jun 2026

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    has 25 chapters. Absolutely amazing. Genuinely very fun to read 10/10. I love that Rei literally got all his mannerisms from Kakashi. Just a little knockoff and I love him.

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    “Where’s your keeper, huh? Does Sparky know you’re bleeding on my carpets?”

    “Thor has better things to do than watch me die,” Loki summoned a fizzling amount of magic, threw Iron Man into the wall with a telekinetic boom, cracked the plaster. It left him shaking where he stood, nauseous, knees weak. Pathetic. “You had better run while you can.”

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    Loki doesn’t die in Svartalfheim, but it’s a close thing. Instead he walks between worlds to an enemy’s doorstep—which turns out to be his best chance at survival.

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    01 Jun 2026

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    VERY GOOD

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    “Knock-knock, Point Break?” he heard Stark say after just a hint of silence, his voice not too loud. “You with us?”

    “He is not here,” Thor stated, frustration coming through his tone. “Not anymore. He might have sensed us coming.”

    “The blood traces stop near the door.” the Spider asserted flatly after a few instants, provoking another short pause. Loki, at the exact words, told himself to cover his tracks better if something similar happened a second time, caught off guard or not.

    “If he is still bleeding like that, he might not be far.”

     

    Or, Loki left before the Avengers could arrest him. It changes a lot of things.

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    28 May 2026

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    10 chapters yooo