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    It was never smart to gain the attention of the gods. On the first Halloween following the end of the war, Hermione Granger learns this lesson the hard way. Locked in an alternate reality by an unknown god and marked with his symbol upon her forehead, Hermione must navigate this new world full of god worship and ritual magic, unlike anything she's ever seen before. Jamione.

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    22 Jul 2024

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    The Marked One by CelestialSeaWitch (WorkID: 27314005)

    Summary: It was never smart to gain the attention of the gods. On the first Halloween following the end of the war, Hermione Granger learns this lesson the hard way. Locked in an alternate reality by an unknown god and marked with his symbol upon her forehead, Hermione must navigate this new world full of god worship and ritual magic, unlike anything she's ever seen before. Jamione.

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    The story takes a sharp turn before Half-Blood Prince, with discussion of culture, politics, cultural gender norms, and art.

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    27 May 2024

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    Seven Preposterous Things by bloodcult_of_freud (WorkID: 9389336)

    Summary: The story takes a sharp turn before Half-Blood Prince, with discussion of culture, politics, cultural gender norms, and art.

    Initial thoughts: Lowkey deranged.

    Depending on your definition, this is a crack-fic. I've read this 3-4 times by now and it's hilarious. Even in the chaos, you can still find some lovely surprises.

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    09 Jul 2024

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    Saving the Ethiopian Thorny Bowtruckle by LightAlpha25 (Series: 3435025)

    A Classic Whodunnit Mystery: Hermione attends the annual end-of-war reunion at Grimmauld Place. But she also has a secret. And once it comes out, her friends suddenly have a very juicy mystery to solve.

    Pollinator Serum: Hermione has a job to do, and she wants to do it right. So she goes to the most qualified person she can think of for advice.

    Epilogue: A glimpse at the lives of Hermione and Severus after their devious little secret is revealed to the world.

    I thought the first one (A Classic Whodunnit Mystery) was a more serious mystery. It's actually so funny.

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    “Oh Ron-Ron, you’re too funny,” a feminine voice says, giggling. Hermione thinks she might vomit.

     

    In which Hermione pretends Tom is her boyfriend until he actually is.

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    11 May 2024

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    Just Another Girl Alone at the Bar by Spork_in_the_Road (WorkID: 6316219)

    Summary: “Oh Ron-Ron, you’re too funny,” a feminine voice says, giggling. Hermione thinks she might vomit.

     

    In which Hermione pretends Tom is her boyfriend until he actually is.

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    Snape realised he was breathing hard. His back was against the door. It occurred to him he should just leave, Apparate away. Leave her with her grief and her pain and her anger.

    Instead: “Stupid fucking girl.” Ragged. Furious. Then: “How dare you ask that of me.”

    “There’s no one else,” she said, and although her voice was thick her eyes were still dry. “No one will have me.”

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    26 Jun 2024

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    i slithered from eden just to sit outside your door by Nylexa (WorkID: 36669940)

    Summary: Snape realised he was breathing hard. His back was against the door. It occurred to him he should just leave, Apparate away. Leave her with her grief and her pain and her anger.

    Instead: “Stupid fucking girl.” Ragged. Furious. Then: “How dare you ask that of me.”

    “There’s no one else,” she said, and although her voice was thick her eyes were still dry. “No one will have me.”

    "She was the kind of woman that stupid boys fell hopelessly in love with"

    I keep coming back just for this. *Swoon*