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The following accounts are protected under the Official Secrets Act as acknowledged by Hong Kong, India, Ireland, Malaysia, and the United Kingdom, as well as any other country, state or entity that does not wish to piss of Mycroft O. for Omnipotent [Shut up, Sherlock] Holmes. This is the only copy of the accounts without obfuscated names or passages. Reading this material requires security level "W".
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Sherlocks long limbs and wiry muscles were made for movement. For graceful arching and controlled turns. Simply put, Sherlock's body was made for dancing. But never, never in John's humble opinion had his detective danced better than on his tip toes, arms secured with chain and a sturdy ceiling hook.
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- Part 1 of A ticklish touch
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This was for the nights after hard days and tiring evenings, when even Mycroft Holmes dragged his bespoke trousers off without a care for wrinkles. When Greg just about found enough energy to slide down the bed until his mouth could lap and tease and lick his partner to completion.
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- Part 2 of A ticklish touch
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Mycroft knew many nouns to describe himself. He had invented some of them. Downright expunged others. There are few things as illusionary and falsely-descriptive as nouns.
However, recent developments had started to challenge the usefulness of his descriptors. Namely, the closer relationship with Detective Inspector Gregory Lestrade. -
Not Quite Noble Nobility. by bootytoohella, LightningBottle
Fandoms: Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms
12 Apr 2014
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“Sherly. Are you even packed? We have to leave tonight, and you are merely laying there, face nearly purple, and it is quite disturbing.”
“I have packed. It is by the door.” Sherly lifts a slim hand to point to the other side of her bedroom door and smirks as Myra lets out a sound of annoyance.
“Sherly, that isn't packed. That is a bag with your… Equipment… You need clothes. Knickers, tights, shoes, dresses, and at least one corset.”
“I don’t see why I need a corset. I’m already slimmer than most other women. They would kill to have my slender frame. I know, I can see it in their eyes.”
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hey, roz by UglyGreenJacket
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
28 Jun 2026
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Harris: Hi, Shane!
Harris: This is Harris Drover.
Harris: I got your number from Ilya.
Harris: Sorry to bother you, but I had a question.
Harris: I know you’re coming in to sign contracts tomorrow, and I had an idea for a social media thing to announce your signing, if you’d be up for it?Shane: Oh, yeah, okay.
Shane: I’ll be there, so we can do whatever.
Shane: Always happy to help the team with a little internet humiliation that’ll be around for decades.Harris: Perfect!
Harris: I promise, I think you’ll really like this, though.
Harris: No humiliation involved.
Harris: The only caveat is, you can’t tell Ilya.Shane: Okay?
Shane: Why?Harris: Well.
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01 Jul 2026
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Babysat by Hayden Pike by IbecomewhatIbelieve
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
26 Mar 2026
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This is the longest Rozanov has ever gone without chirping him and Hayden can't even enjoy it.
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Or, Ilya starts an SSRI and isn't feeling great. Shane has a media appearance for the Metros he just can't skip. And Hayden Pike is the only person in Montreal who can come to the rescue.How hard can babysitting Ilya Rozanov really be?
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02 Jun 2026
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"There has to be something you want to come back for. Something you can’t die without doing.”
Robby’s gaze roamed across Dennis's face, tracing the planes and sharp angles of his features like he was trying to commit them to memory. He already had a long time ago. The horrible, aching knot in his chest dedicated to Dennis was a piece of Robby that he tried, time and time again, to rip out. Always to no avail.
If he had anything to come back for, it’d be this one thing.
"Marry me," Robby said.
Robby, about to head out for his sabbatical and never return, thinks to hell with it—nothing matters except for the very real, very inappropriate feelings he's been harboring for his first-year resident. So he proposes. And before he can take it back, Whitaker says yes.
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- Part 1 of to have and to hold
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15 Apr 2026
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I Keep You Safe by ShutUpGwen
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
16 Apr 2026
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How did he let this happen?
Shane's not sure.
One moment, he was on the gym floor not staring at Rozanov's
gorgeoussweaty body. Then Shane was standing up, but his legs were weak for some god forsaken reason and Rozanov was there, just an arm around his waist to keep him upright, and now...Well.
Now Shane's on his knees on the floor of Ilya Rozanov's shower.
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Heated Rivalry, but the boys are forced to have an honest conversation around 8 years earlier than they do in canon.
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- Part 1 of Finding Family
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08 Apr 2026
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“You walk out of that door and we’re done. We’re nothing.” Robby threatens as Dennis is about to push the glass doors open, the privacy curtain open for everyone to see now.
Dennis is a doctor now and with that comes the knowledge that this is the right thing to do. Robby needs help. Professional help.
“We’re nothing either way, Michael.” Dennis ignores the way his voice cracks around itself, “I’d rather lose you and have you alive.”
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Or: Dennis Whitaker files the 302 form for his current situationship-slash-boss.
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01 Apr 2026