LightOfLuthien
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Sheriff Potter And The Philosopher's Fossil Fuel by LightOfLuthien
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Penguins of Madagascar
16 Aug 2025
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The evil Ministry of Magic is attempting to steal the petroleum- er- gasoline under Hogwarts, and institute an authoritarian system of rule. Not under Sheriff Potter's watch, thank you kindly! Amongst shootouts, saloons, and acromantula wrangling, it's time for Sheriff Potter to prove to the Wizarding World that guns and freedom are the greatest magic there is. Welcome, one and all, to the Wild Wild Wizarding West.
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Hag Curses, Name Theft, and Other Such Romantic Concepts by LightOfLuthien
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, Grimm's Fairy Tales
05 Nov 2024
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"Grab the statue's hand," they said, "All the tourists do it, it's a fun urban myth," they said.
Percy's pretty sure statues aren't generally supposed to come to life, and it's a little awkward that this one decided to — no matter how pretty she is. Soulmate AU!
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Barely Disguised Self-Insert Main Character Who Isn’t Percy Jackson and The Gary Stu of Cool Awesome Dark Assassin-ness by LightOfLuthien
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan
22 May 2024
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Billy-Bob isn't your average hero. No, see, he's SPECIAL. He's important. He's also, coincidentally, omnipotent and poorly written. Journey with this paragon of power as he faces untold horrors beyond- wait. Corporate is calling. Yeeeello! What's that? There are no horrors? He's invincible? Well then, prepare for an epic tale of a hero struggling to find his place in the face of- sorry, give me a second, corporate again. Hello. Yes. Mhm. What do you MEAN, "he doesn't struggle"? Yes, I get you sign my paychecks. Yes sir. Yes sir. Okay, well, uh, he has cool powers and you will witness him bringing the world to heel as he strikes down all evil, from smallest Hellhound to the Titans themselves! You'll be amazed at the fantastic adventure that culminates in- ugh, what is it this time? WHAT? WHAT DO YOU WANT!? Oh, of course. Yep, that makes perfect sense. There's no culmination and it will end halfway through. Because we've ruined every other part of this, so of course it'll end randomly for bizarre reasons. What was I expecting of an early 2000s power fantasy son of Chaos fanfic? I should have known better than to try and be rational. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go drink a fifth of vodka and jump off a bridge.
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Help, My New Girlfriend Is An Accidental Terrorist by LightOfLuthien
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
06 Oct 2023
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"Anyone who says love is gentle… well, they've never met Tracey Davis." OR: In which Harry meets a five-foot-two romantic force of nature against which no heart can defend (and neither can wizarding law enforcement), Fleur Delacour meets her match, and Ron decides to introduce a new fashion craze to the wizarding world. Crack and fluff!
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Tracey Davis suspects something is fishy about Potter. Sure, he's handsome, but that doesn't make up for his sneakiness, and the fact he keeps going to The Forbidden Forest in the middling hours of the morning. Following him, she discovers his dreadful secret — one of... fluffy... proportions. (Comedy with a dash of horror. Mostly gen, mentions of romantic interests.)
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If I Knew You Were Coming, I'd've Baked a Cake by Pitry
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
24 Oct 2012
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It was funny to call it normal, but life can be funny sometimes: that was what Lavender had said, and Dudley, who knew he wasn’t very clever, was bound to agree with her.
Bookmarked by LightOfLuthien
07 Jul 2026
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The Years Between Us by RandomHalfBlood
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types
03 Jan 2025
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Percy couldn't stand the daughter of Hades. The huntress. The girl who abandoned her brother. Until he could.
Or the one where Percy gets tackled. Like, a lot.
Bookmarked by LightOfLuthien
27 May 2026
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My Dearest Enemy by Const3llations
Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021), Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types
07 Apr 2026
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They've been rivals since the moment they met. The golden girl and the problem child. They can't go a day without trying to one-up each other. But in their final year of prep school, one challenge might finally push them too far. The Enforcer Academy only takes the best.
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26 May 2026
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Love isn’t merciful. It is harsh, and cutting, and sometimes it digs into a person and shreds what they were until nothing but a shell can exist.
Piper: finding herself.
Series
- Part 3 of Blood of Red and Gold.
Bookmarked by LightOfLuthien
26 May 2026
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Which will win: sixteen years of planning for brutal world domination, or one (1) teenage girl?
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