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Harry hates his fame, it's so much more than he feels is fair, and can't die. Severus gave his all in secret and died before he could be fairly rewarded or praised.
OrMaster of Death Harry accidentally asks Death to help fix his depression.
"Hello, mum."
"You've been suffering, Harry," the soul of the late Lilly Jean Potter said gently.
"I don't want this," Harry said. "I didn't want to be special when I was a kid, and I don't want this now."
"That doesn't change what is," mum said. "You are the Master of Death. If you die, you only lose the ability to hide from Death among the living," there was a bit of censure under the gentle words.
"Immortality sucks," Harry spat out. "None of this is fair."
"Life isn't fair," she said, but Harry could swear a male voice echoed behind her. Perhaps it was just his own memories.
When the nightmare came, he didn't run this time. He stood in the void and let the cloying cold and damp envelop him. The cold mist surrounded him and passed over him, but the damp retreated to a respectable distance. There was a presence, an ancient darkness, just out of sight but obviously there.- Language:
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07 Jul 2026
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By opening his eyes and facing the familiar walls of his room at Hogwarts, Severus is fascinated by Hell's attention to detail and precision. He doesn't know which demon employee was in charge of recreating the decor of his Slytherin room when he was still a student, but he deserved a raise. Fire, screams of torture, or something like that.
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He is much less impressed when he realizes that he is not dead, but that he has returned to the past.Bookmarked by Lemonait
06 Jul 2026
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Kiss Me, Kill Me (And a Secret Third Option) by Embrace_the_Deep (DefinitelyNotABee)
Fandoms: Undertale (Video Game)
28 Jul 2025
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What had Ink tried calling him again?
Someone named Killer?
As fitting as that name would have been for the previous owner of his body, he clearly remembered that he had been referred to as 'Sans' in the blurred bits of memories.
Maybe he was being mistaken for someone else.
He hopes he never meets this actual 'Killer', but even if they were some sort of shady person- skeleton- thing, that doesn't excuse kidnapping a stranger and chaining them to the floor of your home after nearly killing them!
With the most unimpressed expression he could muster, Quill forced the aching phalanges of his right hand into a wrist-up fist, and extended his middle finger.i.e. A self-indulgent crack-treated-seriously fic featuring isekai!Killer vs. the Multiverse. Enjoy!
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- Part 1 of The Third Secret Option
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Sans has put in the bone work.
For fifteen years, he's raised Papyrus.
Not even counting the time loop.
And now some pretentious ancient bones want to have a say?
Oh hell no.
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Said "ancient bones" are mortified.
How were they supposed to know the short depressed skeleton was barely two decades old?!
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08 Jan 2025
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Another alpha timeline but this time sans is a child and didn’t even know it and now is having all the adult Skellys trying to put him back in stripes to actually live his childhood. Results are… not great.
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There's Something Different About Snape by a_decently_sized_worm
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
09 Jun 2026
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“Who are you and what have you done with Severus?” said McGonagall, her eyebrows almost disappearing into her hat. The query was meant as a joke, but there was a hint of legitimate doubt in it.
“I got therapy,” Snape blurted out.
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The year is 2025. An average guy gets hit by a car on his way home from work and dies.
In another universe, the year is 1992. Severus Snape wakes up. He proceeds to have a panic attack.
Yes, this is a silly, self-indulgent isekai/transmigration story starring Severus Snape (not quite a "self-insert"). Watch as he does shenanigans, has anxiety, and keeps putting everyone he knows into shock with his sudden tendency to smile. Get in everyone, we're gonna desecrate this world. Screw JKRowldemort—she deserves 0 respect for the way she uses her privilege to harm others just trying to live. Trans rights, mf.
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I take a while because this is just something I do in my spare time when I'm not exhausted from working/life. Sorry! If this ever does go on hiatus for whatever reason, I'll update this description to say so, but as of now, that's not the case. I'm just a hella slow writer. ;-;- Language:
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28 Jun 2026
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Things are actually heating up, very nice, very nice!
On chapter 17!