LeanMeanSaltineMachine
Fandoms
- Hermitcraft SMP (11)
- Critical Role: Exandria (Web Series) (10)
- RWBY (10)
- Vampires SMP (8)
- The Magnus Archives (Podcast) (5)
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After defeating Krampus, Legundo has everything he could ever need: a safe place to sleep, a steady source of food, people he trusts. (People he loves.) He would never ask for anything more.
Maybe it's time for that to change - and maybe he isn't the only one with something they're hiding.
Series
- Part 2 of leave a light on
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The Traveler and the Fae by LeanMeanSaltineMachine for Sparrow1M
Fandoms: Haunted Winter SMP
05 Apr 2026
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Once there was a man who passed into faery lands. The man had been in a hurry, though if you were to ask the man he would not be able to tell you why. The result is the same, regardless. A trespasser is never looked upon with fondness, humans even less so, and the faery demanded the man provide recompense.
The man, unfamiliar with fae laws, gave his name and was cursed to spend his days as a traveler, only able to settle in one place for 100 days or less.
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A Traveler is drawn back to the Winter Court after being cursed where he must fulfill four tasks and, perhaps, even slay a king.
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now listen to that heart rate by LeanMeanSaltineMachine for drygrasses
Fandoms: Vampires SMP
03 Apr 2026
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Legundo is peacefully studying in the library when Scott Goldsmith decides to drop-by. How wonderful.
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[podfic] your justly earned reprise by LeanMeanSaltineMachine for TheEnderWolf
Fandoms: Haunted Winter SMP
26 Mar 2026
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When Legundo Travels to a new world, he's quickly declared a god and assigned two assistants: Drift and Viking. Now Legundo must:
- Solve the issue of Krampus,
- Figure out what Drift and Viking want from him,
- Deal with the local wildlife.
Simple enough, right? …Right.
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Legundo is called a god, The Traveler, and he's to be treated with all the respect and reverence as deserving of his station.
Legundo might just be sick to his stomach.
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[web weave/collage] sing of the moon by LeanMeanSaltineMachine for starshapedballoon
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP
26 Mar 2026
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Mumbo and Pearl go stargazing <3
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RWBY Fanfics by emo_space_gay, LeanMeanSaltineMachine, rivercollabs (theriveroflight), Stormage_dark_lord, sureashyr, UnsteadyShade
Fandom RWBY
09 Nov 2025
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- 2,233
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coaxing the words from the earth and the dirt by LeanMeanSaltineMachine
Fandom Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Stardew Valley (Video Game)
14 Feb 2026
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Cody knows there's something weird going on in Pelican Town, and he's determined to figure out what.
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- 3
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on the open roads by DuskDragon39, LeanMeanSaltineMachine
Fandom The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
02 Sep 2023
- Words:
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- Works:
- 3
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Grace and Rocky need to figure out how they're going to land once they reach Erid. Help comes from a most unexpected source.
Thanks to my beloved Emi for hashing out the details of the world and how the hell they're going to make this work.
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abolish is in denial about being a sub and trying to hide it from pyro and legs. the two of them have very different ideas for how to help him.
Bookmarked by LeanMeanSaltineMachine
09 Jul 2026
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On Humanity, Cosmic Horrors and Staying Alive (Together) by VerenaKauer
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Iron Lung (2026)
07 Jul 2026
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I do not believe in prophetic dreams. There is no reaching beyond the veil, and there are no gods to send me guidance while I’m trying to rest.
And, most definitely, there are no strange men crying for help in the middle of the night. No one is actually stuck in what looks like a submarine that is slowly filling with what I’m hoping is not blood. Even if I’ve been seeing it every night for the last couple of weeks.
I try to ignore it, at least in my waking hours. I somewhat succeed in it.
…That is, until I see a suspiciously submarine-shaped blob of please-please-please-let-it-not-be-blood through the Hail Mary’s telescope.
Or: the Hail Mary finds the SM-13 on the way to Erid. Everything would be fine — if not for the second, much bigger (and suspiciously… toothy) thing floating in space next to it.
Bookmarked by LeanMeanSaltineMachine
05 Jul 2026
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to hold a galaxy in the palm of your hand by Ria_Writes_Stuff
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
17 Apr 2026
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One of Ryland Grace's students comes out to him as non-binary, dumps a bunch of pins across his desk, and catalyses a very slight mental spiral into 'there's a word for how I feel?'
Featuring: aroace ryland grace propaganda, a lot of introspection, Grace figuring himself out a little, some great teaching, an awesome student, and twenty six brower tabs open at once (tame, for a scientist)
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Bookmarked by LeanMeanSaltineMachine
04 Jul 2026
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I'm with the science team! by graphiiii
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
08 Jul 2026
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Disaster strikes the Hail Mary on its way back to Earth. The taumoeba escape their breeding tanks, and make it to the fuel lines. Stranded in space just outside the Tau Ceti system, Dr Ryland Grace can't do anything. He can't go save Rocky, he can't go save Earth. Exhausted, out of options, and distraught, he fills the ship with nitrogen, and takes his final breath.
Next thing he knows, his eyes flutter open in his San Francisco apartment. It's a year before ArcLight touches down on Earth, but he remembers the Petrova Task Force.
He's not the only one.OR: Time-Travel Fix-It AU but it's not just Grace who came back in time.
OR: My first time writing fanfic since my wattpad days as a preteen be niceys to me
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Bookmarked by LeanMeanSaltineMachine
04 Jul 2026