LadyMacbethIsASmash
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Shakespeare's Macbeth but written how I understand it and would write it.
Follows the same story but the lines are different and generally funnier.Disclaimer: I know this won't be 100% accurate but it gets it all out of my head.
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When Barty Crouch Jr was 5 years old he met a golden haired boy with dark skin and piercing eyes.
When Evan Rosier was 5 years old he met a dark haired boy with pale skin and warm eyes.
Neither of them knew this would affect the rest of their lives. Maybe if they had never met, neither would have died.
Guess we'll never know.
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Barty decides, Evan is just too pretty to be standing on the side of the road like that. And Barty has a preference for pretty things. So he wonders, almost idly, what that pretty face will look like after he ruins it.
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Evan wonders what would happen if he decided to climb onto Barty's lap right now, mid-drive and kiss him stupid. Rut against him like a feral fucking animal.
They'd crash and die like roadkill. That's what would happen. Oh well, that's fine. These things happen. Tragic, sure, but sacrifices must be made.Bookmarked by LadyMacbethIsASmash
01 Feb 2026