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"You gonna eat that twink?" Sonar, one of the reformed-villains on his team, questioned from his position by the coffee maker.
"What?" Robert exclaimed, panicking as he wondered how Sonar knew--was he that obvious? Was there gossip around the office about how hot and bothered Robert couldn't help but get whenever he laid eyes on Water Boy? He needed to kill himself, and he needed to do it quickly.
"The twink you just crushed in your hand," Sonar replied flatly. "Are you gonna eat that?"
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17 Nov 2025
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Robert Robertson finds himself in a bit of a unexpected pickle; he's somehow managed to acquire the romantic affections of both SDN's Blonde Blazer, a stunning and selfless heroine for the ages, and also the Phoenix Programs' Invisgal, god's strongest walking HR violation. Torn between the traditional hero with a heart of gold and the rough around the edges tomboy working to improve herself, asking out either option seems like a recipe for disaster...
Of course, he's not the only one with a say in the matter, right?
Or: Invisigal and Blonde Blazer team up to seduce SDN's newest dispatcher.
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11 Nov 2025
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Robert has a new bed, mayhaps it's time to break it in?
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08 Nov 2025
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“Don’t fucking look at me like that,” she laughed, though, tried to laugh was probably more accurate. Her voice was reduced to little more than a weak rasp. Jesus, where was her inhaler? She spotted the blue plastic container on her nightstand and flung a heavy arm out to pick it up, taking a puff of medication.
“Like what?” Robert asked with an amused tilt to his head, trading the glass of water he’d brought with her inhaler and placing it back on the nightstand.
“Like you didn’t just fuck me so hard I’m wondering if I’ll have to show up to work in a wheelchair tomorrow.”
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08 Nov 2025
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During the battle at the Shattered Teeth, Fjord and Imogen start to notice how attractive the other is. In the tower, a chance meeting leads them to an exciting night.
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28 Sep 2025