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"XXX-TRA WIDE CARGO STUFFS MAJOR SHIPPING LANE --- DELIVERS HUGE PAYLOAD!!" by galwednesday
Fandoms: Maritime RPF
25 Mar 2021
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"I'm so very glad," the Suez Canal said, acidly, "that we're doing this live. How convenient that we have minute-by-minute GPS updates so the whole world can see exactly how bad your aim is."
"There's no need for personal attacks," the Ever Given said with forced patience. "It's not like I did this on purpose."
"So fucking around and drawing a dick and balls in the Red Sea, that was, what, top-notch professional steering?"
"That was foreplay."
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That's funny, cause— by misanopia
Fandoms: Spider-Man (Comicverse), Fantastic Four (Comicverse)
07 Jul 2025
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“Good morning New York, and breaking news! The Human Torch is once again the center of attention. After an anonymous leak dropped Johnny Storm’s sultry photos online, eagle-eyed fans discovered he’s been hiding a secret tattoo: a spider inked in uncanny resemblance to Spider-Man’s emblem. Talk about fanboy fuel! What a way to start Pride Month!”
Or, Johnny’s secret tattoo goes public, Peter can’t stop thinking about it and the whole entirety of New York thinking they are dating doesn't help.
Bookmarked by KiloMiles
15 Feb 2026