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    Oloh Lodam,a beautiful Cardassian woman, has turned her father over to the state for treason; testifying against him in court and doing everything in her power to disavow herself from him. But she is still in danger of being guilty by association in society despite her honorable nature. She must find a Gul to marry as soon as possible. Any Gul will do.
    Glinn Rojo Dal is lonely, aging, and his dedication to the state is unwavering. He is reaching the age of thirty, with no wife and family to commit themselves to his cause of reaching the status of Gul. His Commanding Gul has told him once he commits himself to a wife, the state may recognize his devotion. Luckily there's a woman who is looking for a husband on Cardassia II, maybe they could come to an arrangement….. but will they lose their hearts along the way
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    An original novel in the style of Trashy Cardassian Romance

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    Media: Here is the goodest most normal boy.
    Me: Oh so he’s a lil fucked up, got it. Here he is developing a bruise kink on top of everything else going on.

     

    Something’s different, just in general. Like wearing sunglasses, a filter of sorts over everything, but if Shane was in any way honest with himself, he’d know it was more like going without for the first time.

    He’s painfully aware of his body these days; how it looks, how it moves, how it responds to… stimuli. And it is responding, lately. His bruises, too: always just there, so used to them they’d barely registered anymore, but recently there’s been a sort of constant hum of them at the edge of his awareness. It’s a layer of input he really doesn’t need right now, busy as he is.

    But he’s been woken up. Restless. Needy.

    Late in bed, when all his chores are done, fingers travel up to his collarbone, where the newest acquisition is waiting for him.

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    22 Jul 2026

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    Maybe if the video ended there, Shane thought, it would be okay. Okayish. Still incriminating. Still a fucking disaster. Still embarrassing, to have his breakup with this beautiful actress filmed and disseminated on Reddit of all fucking places, but not a nail in his coffin, burying him alive. But the video didn’t end there.

    “Can I ask if you’ve ever been with another guy?” she had to ask.

    And he, tears visible in his eyes, had to nod.

    Just once. Just a single nod.

    Why did he have to nod?

    “Have you ever told anyone that before?” He shook his head. “Was it different? With a guy?”

    “Of course.”

    Of course.

    “Was it better?”

    “Yes.”

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    Shane’s conversation with Rose is secretly recorded. Months later, after the All-Star game and Ilya’s confession in Russian, the video gets leaked online. Shane is outed to the world while Ilya is in Russia, and must now finish the 2016-2017 season with the entire world in on his secret.

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    22 Jul 2026

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    I like beating you, Shane had said, once, half-drunk on pleasure in a rumpled hotel bed. I like it– afterwards, when you’re–

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    14 Jul 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 72

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    Cocaine was somehow everywhere in Shane’s life, at every party, in every pre-season lecture from coaches, in every post-season warning, every wild story the guys told to tempt the rookies into pleasure and scare them into line. And yet, Shane didn’t actually know much about it. He was too chicken, too prudish, maybe. He thought he was too good to ever need to know. Maybe Rozanov was right.

    “Okay.” Ilya’s agreement startled Shane from his thoughts. “My Jane… she is good lay, mm? The best, maybe. And she doesn’t like coke, not even for fun. So, I will not do it. One year. To prove a point and keep her happy. I do not have addiction problem, so will be easy-peazy. And when I win, I will get whatever I want. Okay?”

    -x-

    Or, my Shane and Ilya cocaine thesis

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    14 Jul 2026

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    In a lot of ways, Shane Hollander is uniquely qualified to survive the end of the world.

    Not that the world is actually ending.

    Probably.

    The news rotates between saying it is and saying it isn’t, and Shane does his best to ignore it. His teammates sometimes chatter about it, in the locker room or during breaks at practice. It’s come up with his parents more than once, but he brushes it off, changes the subject. Doesn’t engage.

    Just a virus. Like the flu. Highly contagious. Not lethal. Not a big deal.

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    or, the zombie au fic where the author forces them to admit their feelings under the high pressured stakes of the zombie apocalypse. Because the story isn't about zombies, it's about true love and found family. But also it's sometimes about zombies. And just like the real Heated Rivalry, it's rarely about hockey.

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    11 Jul 2026