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Beef is smart. Beef is fast. Beef is rotund.
Beef can do many things — except get Mecha Man to take care of himself.
As he's brought through the doors of the Superhero Dispatch Network, Beef sets his sights on a new mission: Recruit a strong pack to take care of his human.
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- Part 1 of Z-team Polycule series
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Because Robert said he wanted to grow closer with the z-team, Chase has decided to bring cartridges with embarrassing videos from Robert's past. At least, they're supposed to be embarrassing, but the z-team has a bad habit of picking the traumatic ones.
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Dispatch (roughly after the events of episodes 3 and 4 but if THAT didn't happen)
Trigger Warning: Blood, poison, child endangerment, implied neglectful parent, mentioned chronic pain -
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"Just one hint," Malevola pleaded. Prism leaned against her chair, eyeing Robert expectantly.
Robert stared at them briefly, deliberating over his response. He settled on honesty. They wouldn't believe him, and they wouldn't be able to link it to his identity as Mecha Man anyway.
"Sure. I can't die."
Prism sighed in frustration. "Oh come on! Don't be like that."
_______________________________________Robert Robertson III was eight when he realized he had a super power. It was also the first time he died.
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It was supposed to be a joke.
It was supposed to be a one-off thing to mock the team for how immature they were being.
So why the fuck was it working??
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Dispatching Bats by EllaScreams
Fandoms: Dispatch (Video Game), Batman - All Media Types, Batman: Wayne Family Adventures (Webcomic)
07 Jan 2026
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Barbara is sick so she blackmails Robert into taking over her duties as Oracle for three days. Robert is going to properly dispatch some bats if these idiots don't get their shit together.

