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The Jinchuuriki boy hides behind a tree, wide eyes peeking past the trunk. The kodama of the old, hulking she-oak silently giggle at the display, aware that he cannot quite sense them yet.
“Who are you?” He asks, afraid.
The spirits of the forest titter and jeer. She smiles and says, “Yokai.”
Wherein a semi-si/oc gets reincarnated as some mythical japanese spirit instead of a badass ninja and proceeds to fuck with the plot. Features kidnapping small children, ancient mythology, and being a menace to ninja society.
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- Part 9 of lulu's self insert fics
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27 Oct 2024
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"Give me one good fucking reason why I shouldn't shoot you," Tommy said, his voice low.
The girl blinked at him. With the certain tone of someone who already knew the outcome of a bet, she said, "This is your horse now, right? You know that he's sick, cursed by an old baba and infected by a seed.
"Well, he's my little brother. And I'm going to cure him."
Tommy's lashes fell low over his eyes, pensive. He lowered the gun.
She may have been crazy, but gypsy witches generally were. It was as good a fucking reason as any.
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- Part 1 of Trail of Rosary Beads
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20 Sep 2024
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‘You shot me!’ Jason gasped, stunned, ‘Holy shit, you actually shot me.’
Tim’s eyes widened and he froze. They stared at each other for a second, dumbstruck and then-
‘Don’t tell Bruce.’
Or: The family enjoy a normal movie night. Except Jason has a gunshot wound and Tim’s the only one who knows and oh- that’s because Tim’s the one who shot him and they really, really need to find a way to leave before anyone finds out.
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06 Jul 2024
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“Malfoy, Diana!”
That’s not my name. As Diana trudged her way to the stool amidst the whispers, she surveyed the excited faces and felt nothing but contempt for every student, staff member, ghost, and any other thinking entity that inhabited this wretched castle. How many of these Pureblood children had fathers, like her own, who took perverse pleasure in Muggles’ pain? How many Pureblood students felt the same way? How many of these Muggleborns had parents whose memories were modified, like Diana's mother? How many Muggleborns were cheerful only because the Ministry modified their memories?
I hate magic, she thought bitterly as the Sorting Hat was placed gently on her head.
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A routine spot of Muggle torture in 1980, as well as the memory charm that followed, leads to far-reaching consequences eleven years later that will drastically alter the course of both the Malfoy family and the entire Wizarding World.
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20 Dec 2023
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Mrs. Lovett's Guide to Helping Hapless Wizards by Radia_Alstroemeria
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
05 Apr 2023
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"I found her modeling photos for Witch Weekly."
"I heard she's dating Gilderoy Lockheart."
"Once, I tripped in front of her, and I held her hand! I haven't washed it—"
"Gross, Ferdie. Last week you said you hated her 'cause she was related to the Malfoys."
"Malfoy debunked it already, you git! Besides, everyone knows that Dumbledore is her dad."
Harry doesn't quite trust the bubbly woman, and mysteries never stay uncovered when he's around. But sometimes, mysteries are best left unwrapped and not all truth is needed. Will this wonderful, breathtaking, competent young woman ever dodge this kid's curiosity? And what of the war? Surely, heels aren't appropriate in the battlefield?
"Mrs. Lovett, are you okay? Who're you talking to?"
"Just talking to myself, Mr. Longbottom."
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27 Dec 2022