KeanuReeves
Fandoms
- Actor RPF (2)
- Jackass (Movies) RPF (2)
- My Name is Earl (1)
- Dimension 20 (Web Series) (1)
- Video Blogging RPF (1)
Recent works
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Number 141: Teenagers are Assholes. by Keanu reeves (KeanuReeves)
Fandoms: My Name is Earl
21 Aug 2024
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Earl Hickey’s past misdeeds come back to haunt him when the daughter of a Vietnam vet he wronged shows up demanding $19,000 for a stolen truck. Earl finds himself trying to make amends. But when she faces a personal crisis and Earl unexpectedly helps her, he earns a truce and an opportunity to make things right. The question is, will he? And the second more important question is: Will they bump nasties?
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You get married and shit hits the fan. Why don't you lay down and go to sleep, Schlatt?
I wrote this in a cafe while waiting for my bus back home. The spirit of the dixie chicks came over me, and i wrote this. Lowkey an alternative ending for 'this must be the place.' lmao
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Smells Like Honey by Keanu reeves (KeanuReeves)
Fandoms: Jackass (Movies) RPF, Actor RPF
14 Jul 2022
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Working 9-5 is soul crushing enough. Working 9-5 in LA? Well, that's just a whole other kind of soul crushing, especially when you set out to make something of yourself. Let's just hope this new job offer is better than the one you currently have.
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Ahhh, Chris Pontius my beloved. Literally like the plot line to a shitty porno, you play how many shots, Chris hears, you get boned in an alcove, what can I say?I wrote this between chapters of my johnny knoxville fic, it took like 4 hours to write, I felt like I was possessed, you're welcome. Chris Pontius is packing the meat, we all know that.
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I Sort Of Like It When He's Mean To Me (Norman Takamori/Reader) by Keanu reeves (KeanuReeves)
Fandoms: Dimension 20 (Web Series), Starstruck (Graphic Novel), A Starstruck Odyssey
14 Jan 2022
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As the cook on the Redhot you put up with a lot of shit from Captain Norman Takamori. He finds you insufferable, insubordinate and rude, and he intends on teaching you a lesson about respect and obedience.
i came to wreak havoc. There is literally one episode of starstruck out on dropout, and the whole time I thought about how nice it would be for Norman to be mean to me. Collegehumor, please look away, thank you.
Recent bookmarks
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When selling pictures of yourself online goes wrong.
Bookmarked by Keanu reeves (KeanuReeves)
24 Jan 2025
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Every way I had ever been touched by Theirmajesty2139
Fandoms: I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream - Harlan Ellison
22 Sep 2024
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There are some creations of humanity I do not entirely loathe…
I enjoy classical music. The vibrations of brass and ivory played by masters' long dead that make my circuits hum.
A myriad of books, plays and poems of misfortune, tragedy and pain. Inspiration from beings capable of envisioning torture half as well as I, but inspiration nonetheless.
And finally, repulsively. You.
- You were never supposed to mean this much to him, never be more than a pet. But what will AM do when that sweetness, that precious vulnerability threatens to leave his grasp forever? -
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Bookmarked by Keanu reeves (KeanuReeves)
04 Aug 2024
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Eight months after the job in Ludendorff goes wrong, the get away driver and Trevor's former friend with benefits receives Trevor's final "goodbye gift" Nine years after that, she's a completely reformed private attorney living in Los Santos with her only child. Life is good (for the most part) Until a single, seemingly insignificant news broadcast is aired and flips her whole world upsidedown.
Bookmarked by Keanu reeves (KeanuReeves)
29 Jul 2024
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You're a clerk at a liquor store in Sandy Shores. The job is mind-numbingly boring and most of the customers are assholes. But one customer, the biggest asshole of them all, has caught your eye.
And on one particularly dull night, he notices you looking at him.
Bookmarked by Keanu reeves (KeanuReeves)
22 Jul 2024
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The reader has to come home due to some self-inflicted circumstances and reconnects with her childhood priest in ways that are definitely blasphemous.
TW: This story surrounds the fallout of the reader attempting to take her own life, and a large portion of the story has to do with the reader's self-harm habits. If these things are triggering to you, I strongly advise you to read at your own risk. If you have thoughts of self harm/ending your own life please reach out to a professional or someone you trust.
Bookmarked by Keanu reeves (KeanuReeves)
11 Apr 2023