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    Ilya has had plenty of sex. That's no secret to anyone. He had long since confessed to Shane that sex with him was always special and different, and that he's never felt like that with anyone else, but the self doubt that lives in Shane's mind had told him that you can never be too sure.

    But he can be sure of this: Shane Hollander is the only person on earth who has ever fingered Ilya Rozanov. They had had the conversation when Ilya first asked to try bottoming. He had never trusted anyone to see him like this. He didn't want to feel vulnerable. But Shane is different, he had said. He knows Shane will take care of him.

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    (aka: hollanov switch for the first time and its very sweet and sappy)

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    [Text] LaPointe: You two can vote too I guess: which of you is the mom and which is the dad?

    [Text] Ilya: I am papa clearly

    [Text] Shane: We're neither. Because we're not your parents...

    [Text] Luca: That feels like something only a dad would say

    [Text: LaPointe: And not a very good dad 😔

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    or, a month of texts between Ilya, Shane, and their rookies

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    24 Jun 2026

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    "Mr and Mrs Hollander," Ilya started with sincerity, "Thank you so much for making me Shane... I hope you enjoyed yourselves very mu-"

    "ILYA GRIGORYEVICH HOLLANDER-ROZANOV!"

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    5 times Shane and Ilya get walked in on, and 1 time Ilya walks in on someone else.

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    Forester (Admirals🔛🔝)
    So the true way to combat the Bisexual Russian Terminator isn’t with homophobia...
    It's actually with even more gay
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    You're a goddamn genius.

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    The NHL rookies have joined forces to strategize now that two of the greatest hockey players of all time are on the same team and Ilya Rozanov must suffer from the unintended consequences of making hockey more woke.

    Mainly, the way everyone keeps implying that they want to fuck his husband.

    or: a group of rookies unionize and employ chirping as a form of psychological torture against a one Ilya Grigoryevich Rozanov.

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    When The Rice Purity Test gets brought up in the locker room, Ilya makes it Captain's orders to learn everyone's score. Shane doesn't expect this stupid quiz to lead to learning more about each other’s past.

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