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    All Din wanted to do was find the Child a sorcerer teacher, pick up a job or two, and follow his Creed.

    Three out of three is good, right? Right?

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    Due to what Madam Umbridge is determined to call a paperwork mishap, Auror John Dawlish, over ten years in the force, finds himself headed back to Hogwarts as an interim professor. He's to wrangle a pack of Defense Against the Dark Arts students and keep Umbridge's seat warm for a few weeks while she gets things cleared up on her end. It'll be easy: she's provided him with a speech to give, a list of course aims, and a complete lesson plan covering the entire year.

    What could go wrong?

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    The Hatake had been farmers for far many more generations than shinobi. Eventually, it shows.

    After the Kyuubi, Kakashi retires.

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    22 May 2026

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    "If Black is correct, and magically you are my nephew, than that makes the Houses of Black, Potter, and Prince a triad.” Snape explained, pacing in front of his hearth. “An alliance of three in one. The Wizengamot works incredibly hard to keep that from happening. It’s why they act so quickly to retire extinct Houses from the body rather than letting them lay dormant until claimed. Having such familial magic concentrated in one person gives them a chance of claiming Merlin’s Seat.”

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