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The Blue Phone Volume XX: The Warehouse by KalabarzFunhouse
Fandoms: The Blue Phone (original enough series by Sasa Lele), Furry (Fandom), Minecraft (Video Game)
17 Jul 2026
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In this twentieth volume of the semi-eponymous "The Blue Phone" saga (which doesn't list its primary inspo fic because I'm trying to be somewhat mysterious here), a hitman grizzly is tasked with retrieving a classified subject from the base of a Freemason hideaway that also hosts a much more perturbing kind of involuntary occupant which can shapeshift seemingly at will.
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- Part 6 of The Blue Phone
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 205
- Chapters:
- 1/50
- Hits:
- 5
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The Blue Phone Volume XIV: The New Menace by KalabarzFunhouse
Fandoms: The Blue Phone (original enough series by Sasa Lele), Furry (Fandom), ビースターズ | BEASTARS, Brookhaven (Roblox)
17 Jul 2026
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In the land of gods and monsters (Cherryton actually) there was an angel? looking to get fucked up after being sold for hyperdrug material. Years later, he leads a life of mobster crime and hesitant indulgence before the more obviously noir-inspired plot points really start to tear his morality and self-hatred asunder, for better and/or worse. Happy belated Pride!!! ^w^ (Thought I'd start off with most of the main ships. The rest are more spoilery though so there's that)
// DO NOT READ IF DISCOMFORTED BY THE VIOLENCE, VISCERA, NOIR YIFFERY, AND SELF-DEPRECATION DEPICTED IN THIS FIC ALONE \\
Series
- Part 5 of The Blue Phone
- Part 2 of The Menace (a spin-off series of "The Blue Phone")
- Part 1 of The Blue Phone (but it's just the entries with at least some of their inspos deliberately listed amongst my related works)
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 884
- Chapters:
- 1/?
- Kudos:
- 2
- Hits:
- 32
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The Blue Phone Volume XII: The Spooky House on Shady Lane by KalabarzFunhouse
Fandoms: The Blue Phone (original enough series by Sasa Lele), Furry (Fandom), Chip N' Dale: Rescue Rangers (all media types), Dawn Chorus (Visual Novel), Subliminal (Video Game), The Weeknd (Musician), Lana Del Rey (Musician)
16 Jul 2026
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A sprawling collection of three relatively individual stories that revolve around a real house in Toronto whose location is modified to be eerily almost anywhere the plot pleases. Technically, everyone's both a victim and a villain here in the happy house where a survivor of the British craze of the '50s resides.
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"The Horror!" (Story A): A group of baddies in the 2010s team together to make a surprisingly intimate podcast regarding a certain abandoned establishment in their hometown of Waco, Texas, the exterior alone of which reminding the quartet of when they moved away to Brooklyn.
"Pounce House?" (Story B): Chip, a local detective, is called to investigate the basement of a residence in Toronto - and somehow winds up on Hosmer Street in Washington near a Bass Pro Shops - some six years after a particular vehicular decapitation in Hurricane.
"Glass Balloons." (Story C): Lake's been having nightmares of waking up in the attic of a house wherein everyone inside is surrounded by balloons, paranoia, debauchery, and often self-deprecative depravity in Westport... but Lake and his crushes are staying in a camp in Norway.
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- Part 3 of The Blue Phone
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 1,276
- Chapters:
- 1/30
- Kudos:
- 2
- Hits:
- 36
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The Blue Phone Volume XXIII: December 23rd by KalabarzFunhouse
Fandoms: Pocket Monsters | Pokemon - All Media Types, The Blue Phone (original enough series by Sasa Lele), Furry (Fandom), The Backrooms (Kane Pixels Web Series), Backrooms (Movie 2026), The Backrooms - Anonymous on /x/, Hooter's
10 Jul 2026
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When his albino feline uncle Khord Kitty is on the verge of a second arrest, Eugene Deatrix Campbell (a scruffy Eevee junior) sets off on an adventure of sorts to stop that from happening. With binary-coded dialogue, references galore, and various friends, he and Khord evade the police (and others especially later on) in this spit-the-class-out and aptly titled twenty-third volume of "The Blue Phone".
Series
- Part 1 of The Blue Phone
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The Blue Phone Volume VI: StarFox(TM) Crusaders by KalabarzFunhouse
Fandoms: Five Nights at Freddy's, Star Fox (Video Games), The Blue Phone (original enough series by Sasa Lele), Five Nights At Freddy's (Movies 2023-2025), Furry (Fandom)
20 Jun 2026
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The opportunity to go into space on a father-and-son bonding mission arises, and young Foxy McCloud had accepted whatever terms and conditions me and the original creators had in store, but not before forming a band with his true love and their closest friends... In this sci-fi enough volume of the rambunctious indie horror multi-fanon known as "The Blue Phone", life's usual events play out at a rather catastrophic rate for not only the respectable space crew Arwing (I'm only referring to them as this so to have some sense of subtlety lol), but also up-and-coming punk band 'Five Nights', as well as other forms of utter chaos ensuing forthwith.
P.S.: You can find the first two volumes ("Repurchased" and "No Service") at the end of this sixth (once I'm satisfied with the main originality SFC has to offer anyways, btw). Expect whatever plot there is to worsen not just at that point but before as well.
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- Part 2 of The Blue Phone
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The Blue Phone by KalabarzFunhouse
Fandom Backrooms (Movie 2026), Brookhaven (Roblox), Chip N' Dale: Rescue Rangers (all media types), Dawn Chorus (Visual Novel), Five Nights at Freddy's, Five Nights At Freddy's (Movies 2023-2025), Furry (Fandom), Hooter's, Lana Del Rey (Musician), Minecraft (Video Game), Pocket Monsters | Pokemon - All Media Types, Shonyx (Streamer), Star Fox (Video Games), Subliminal (Video Game), The Backrooms (Kane Pixels Web Series), The Backrooms - Anonymous on /x/, The Blue Phone (original enough series by Sasa Lele), The Weeknd (Musician), ビースターズ | BEASTARS
17 Jul 2026
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A twisted tale of revives and trauma, of violent tortures and sensual escapades, etc. Just a REALLY f***ed up mess minus the first two volumes and a consistent enough volume release order contrary to their names....
Most entries are rated mature to be safe, with some T's, NRs, and E's here and there. My only regrets (of course) are any depictions of domestic violence and animal/child abuse/harm in works that I only detail to a vivid extent to make me uncomfortable, so you lovely readers can be uncomfortable. #staytrashy
- Words:
- 15,083
- Works:
- 6
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The Menace (a spin-off series of "The Blue Phone") by KalabarzFunhouse
Fandom Brookhaven (Roblox), Furry (Fandom), Shonyx (Streamer), The Blue Phone (original enough series by Sasa Lele), ビースターズ | BEASTARS
17 Jul 2026
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Explicit and Not-Rated only. || The key byproducts of the page, these misfits are especially f***in' brutal as shell, and their own standard tragic backstories more than explain why...
The Twins (not the game): One is a daycare worker, the other a barista, and both usually rob banks together like good sisters do.
The Mobsters: Hopelessly romantic saps forced to adhere to an unfortunately relatable stereotype due to their masculinities.
The Geek: Both comforted and discomforted by gender norms at default and notably sought after by older men more than once.
The Mother: Seemingly prone to backhanding all she holds dear for the sake of still holding them dear at the risk of losing her morality.
The Other Relatives: The last lumps of fresh uncontaminated sugar(?), most of whom initially written off remarkably early.
The Author: Just me, traumatizing my somehow kindhearted self whilst brainstorming 95% of this ultraviolent tomfoolery.- Words:
- 1,430
- Works:
- 2
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The Blue Phone (but it's just the entries with at least some of their inspos deliberately listed amongst my related works) by KalabarzFunhouse
Fandom Brookhaven (Roblox), Furry (Fandom), The Blue Phone (original enough series by Sasa Lele), ビースターズ | BEASTARS
17 Jul 2026
- Words:
- 884
- Works:
- 1