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    It shouldn’t be this good.

    More than any other thought, that was the one that kept drifting to the forefront of Hermione’s mind. The sentence lit up behind her eyes like a blinking neon sign and washed out all the other noise in a scream of day-glow pink.

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    30 Jun 2026

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    Hermione reaches out to the mysterious owner of Silverleaf Apothecary for help when she realizes a deadly, magic-stealing pandemic is upon the Wizarding world. Severus Snape disappeared from Wizarding society fourteen years ago after he'd recovered from his injuries. Now Hermione is trying to drag him back into it. He agrees to assist, but only if she quarantines at his home while they work on the project together. As they discover ways to treat the illness, Snape realizes he might not be so solitary, and Hermione gets to know the man behind her former professor.

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    29 Jun 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 18

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    A new Ministry marriage law.
    A list of acceptable candidates that resolves, inevitably, to one name.
    Six thousand miles between London and Chicago, and a phone that Harry checks more than is strictly necessary.

    For fourteen years, he's been circling the one thing he can't live without, though he's only now being honest with himself about it.

    The Ministry's marriage law gives him forty-three days to do something about it.

    He may need every minute.

    Written for the 2026 Harmony Out-of-the-Ordinary fest.
    Prompt: Marriage Law

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    28 Jun 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 17

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    Harry Potter has survived Voldemort, the Forbidden Forest, and seven years of Hermione Granger's study schedules. He did not anticipate that a routine Dark artefact retrieval and one catastrophically misread French idiom would prove his undoing. Ron Weasley, armed with one of Draco's books and absolutely no working knowledge of Romance languages, delivers the worst medical advice in the history of wizarding Britain and then leaves for the weekend. Hermione comes to take care of Harry. Harry attempts to not die. He does a terrible job of it. Hermione has no idea why.

    A comedy of errors, a fidelity urn, and le petit mort — which, it turns out, means something rather different than Ron thought.

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    A fluffy little one shot dedicated to Mr_YK_Potter whose Harmony Out of the Ordinary fest has produced such terrific creativity from this little ship. This one came about as I was contemplating one of my all-time favorite Fuck-or-Die fics and I thought about how fun a Fuck AND Die fic could be.

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    Please note: no Weasleys were harmed in the making of this fic, though one was significantly embarrassed.

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    28 Jun 2026

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    NOW COMPLETE!!

    After years of trying to make herself smaller to fit Ron's ideals of a wife and dealing with the aftermath of her time with Bellatrix Lestrange, Hermione catches him cheating on her in a bathroom of a pub.
    Theo Nott and Pansy Parkinson, who are now her close friends, along with a few other unexpected allies, come up with a short term solution for her problems while Hermione tries to rearrange her life as she discovers her memories might have been tampered with.
    In the mean time, Investor & Potions Master Draco Malfoy is trying his best to escape a marriage contract to Astoria Greengrass, use his fortune for some good and gain a bit of public grace, while the quiet ache of guilt towards a certain know-it-all who ignored his apology letter and never talked to him again after his trial still lingers beneath the surface.

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    11 Jun 2026