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    (part 3 of The Marry-Harry Incident; sequel to Some Thing About Rings)

    “The Ministry has fallen. Scrimgeour is dead. They are coming.”

    The Golden Trio flee the Burrow in the chaos of the raid on Bill and Fleur's wedding - with Harry's surprise fiancé, "Tom Riddle", in tow.

    (Or: Voldemort invites himself along on the quest to... defeat Voldemort.)

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    Severus Snape was resting his cheek on the table at the faculty meeting. The hateful glare he sent the headmaster's way was only emphasized by the dark shadows under his eyes. "Albus," he said. "I don't care what the board is blackmailing you with. This is hell."

    Dumbledore surveyed the roomful of teachers and found not a single person who disagreed.

    "I'm sorry, everyone," was his solemn reply, "but the babies are a mandatory project."

    (You know that old trope in American teen dramas where they give them the fake baby to raise for home-ec? Yeah.)

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    19 Jun 2026

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    Arthur hits his head and Bill acquires a cat and something else. Both things have far reaching consequences for the wizarding world. AU Weasley family!

    "Where… where did that cat come from?"
    "I er… it… well… I found it?" Bill winced.
    "You found it?" Arthur repeated.
    "It attached itself to Lance!" Bill immeditaley defended himself.
    "Lance?"

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    The shrieking of a child rang through the forest. No, not a child, an infant, he corrected himself, shaking loose the cobwebs in his mind. What happened?

    A few feet from him, Potter was splayed on the ground as well. So he did show up. Was he dead? Or had yet another odd magical occurrence happened when he attempted to kill him?

    And there, between them, was the baby, still screaming its head off. It didn't sound quite like the shrieking infants he was used to at the orphanage, but how…

    His eyes bulged when he realized. That was an undertone of hissing from the child, rather than the usual bababa, mamama of infant babble. How was there such a thing, a parselmouth infant? How did it get here?

    And then, the thing’s eyes met his and he knew. A deep crimson red, stained red with the blood of many innocents after the course of many blood rituals. He didn't have any idea how such a thing could have been inherited, but it must have. And more than that, he was now certain the child was his.

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    No Christmas here, just harrymort baby acquisition crack

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