JuxtaposingJuggernaut
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Cassidy Carson, the toughest boy in Heath County, has a problem, that being the strange events happening at the farm every night. When his older sister gets abducted (and returned with a sized up pair of tits and a cowprint bikini to match), he finally hatches a brilliant scheme to catch the delinquents in the act. He'll just dress up like his little sister and lure them in that way! He isn't expecting a flying saucer to swoop down and take him away, or the alien in the flying saucer to be big, buff, and meaner than a junkyard dog with a cock thicker than a coke can and with more kick than Ma Carson's shotgun...
But surely, his scrappy, country boy spirit will keep anything bad from happening, right?
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07 Jul 2026
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"I'll keep you updated. In the meantime, go back to sleep. When you need to worry, I'll tell you."
"Heh." Ryland ran his hand down his face. "It's terrible you know that it actually makes me feel better. What would I do without you?"
"Explode at a colleague at a conference and get expelled from academia and become a middle school teacher." Eva said, promptly.
"Wow, you've thought about that way too hard." Ryland laughed. "Middle schoolers might not vape in class, though. Maybe I should switch."
"Let's not joke."
or: fourteen conversations where ryland grace doesn’t realize eva stratt is a time traveller
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26 Jun 2026
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Five Times Ryland Grace Surprised Someone and One Time He Surprised Himself by Katrina
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026)
21 May 2026
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People have a image of Dr. Ryland Grace. A bit of an oddball, hard working, loves a punny shirt, and is still very much a teacher for all that he's head scientist. Sometimes, however, he does something that is outside expectations. Even the ones he has of himself.
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26 Jun 2026
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The mantle of Santa Claus has been passed down once again, this time to an industrial engineer who starts to get some dangerous ideas in his head about the true meaning of Christmas. This fic is still being worked on. I finished it with Christmas (2013) as my deadline, but the story suffered for it, so even though it's complete there will probably be a reworking of it later.
[Copy+pasting this in 2026 with that note is objectively hilarious. - ed.]
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07 Jun 2026
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Instruments of Destruction by Alexander Wales (cthulhuraejepsen)
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Original Trilogy, Star Wars
09 Jan 2019
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A story about project management, written some years ago for catharsis in the middle of a project with some substantial similarities to the construction of the Second Death Star. Adherence to canon not guaranteed.
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07 Jun 2026