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    Forester (Admirals🔛🔝)
    So the true way to combat the Bisexual Russian Terminator isn’t with homophobia...
    It's actually with even more gay
    ...
    You're a goddamn genius.

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    The NHL rookies have joined forces to strategize now that two of the greatest hockey players of all time are on the same team and Ilya Rozanov must suffer from the unintended consequences of making hockey more woke.

    Mainly, the way everyone keeps implying that they want to fuck his husband.

    or: a group of rookies unionize and employ chirping as a form of psychological torture against a one Ilya Grigoryevich Rozanov.

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    28 Jun 2026

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    After Shane and Ilya's marriage, an embarrassing habit forms: people start walking in on them in the middle of sex.

    Or five times they are walked in on and one time they walk in on someone else.

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    28 Jun 2026

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    Mystery Work

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    This is part of an ongoing challenge and will be revealed soon!

    11 Jun 2026

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    @IlyaRozanov81 | How do I get my husband to stop being mad at me?

    @HaydenPike | Replying to @IlyaRozanov81 What did you do now?

    @IlyaRozanov81 | Replying to @HaydenPike I forgot to do the dishes so he put me on a sex ban

    OR: Ilya forgets to do the dishes, so Shane implements a sex ban. He fails.

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    “Is it because I’m white?”

    “What?” Eddie asked, looking utterly confused.

    Buck continued, “Are the rules, like, white guys have to be Daddy, and you gotta be Latino to be Papi?”

    “What?” Eddie repeated, rubbing his forehead. “Now you want to be called Da-. No. Absolutely not. Christopher used to call me that. I am not continuing this conversation.”

    “That's not what I was-. Come back Eddie!”

    But Eddie had fled, hurrying off down the stairs. He’d even abandoned his coffee.

    “Eddie called Chris Evans Papi once,” Chimney informed him, as he walked past, “He liked the beard.”

    Buck let his forehead hit the table dramatically.

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    Or, five times Buck tried to get Eddie to call him Papi, and one time he succeeded

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