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  1. Public Bookmark 99

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    Penelope is convinced to attend the university’s annual winter carnival under the promise she’ll see the rarely-in-London-anymore Colin Bridgerton. When she does spot him, however, he’s running the football team’s kissing booth.

    Which makes her want to throw up, quite frankly.

    Perplexingly, it also puts certain things in motion Colin discovers he is not prepared for.

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    09 Jun 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 91

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    “But when am I getting married? And who am I getting married to?” 

     

    “More like who would want to marry you?” Prudence mumbles as Philippa snickers along unkindly. 

     

    Penelope frowns, for a moment she wonders if her mum will tell Prudence to stop, that being mean also isn’t ladylike, but she doesn’t do that, she just ignores it. “Well, you’re a little too young to be getting married right now, that will have to wait until you’re a bit older, but as for who you’re going to marry… I suppose we’ll have to wait and see.”

     

    Two days after the wedding, Penelope knocks a boy off his bike by accident with her yellow hat. He laughs with her about it instead of yelling at like she’d assumed he would, and the moment she hears his laugh she knows that she’s met the love of her life, and the minute she opens the door she tells her mum that she knows exactly who she’s going to marry one day.

     

    She’s going to marry Colin Bridgerton, the flowers said so.

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    At nearly every single wedding she goes to, Penelope catches the bouquet. These are the various times it happens, and a couple of times when it doesn't.

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    06 Jun 2026

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    All three screens have the same image. Not image, really — it's a video. Penelope lets out a squeal and covers her eyes but it is too late. She has already seen it, the picture burned into her eyes in triplicate.

    It is an anime. Or — hentai, she supposes. A cartoon girl with impossibly giant tits and long, peach-coloured hair spread out naked, her legs open and her wrists pinned, and her body covered in writhing purple tentacles. Not just covering her — going inside of her. As in — one curling in and out of her dripping pussy (which is topped with a little patch of matching peach hair), stretching her obscenely. Another in her mouth, splitting her lips wide. Two more wrapped around each of her inhumanly large nipples, squeezing tight.

    Penelope's heart hammers in her chest as her befuddled mind tries to clutch at what she has just seen. She slips into the gaming chair with one hand still over her eyes, remembering at the last moment to grab the headset so she doesn't squash it.

    Tentacle porn. There is tentacle porn on Colin's computers. Colin has been watching anime tentacle porn.

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    30 May 2026

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    "It's a boy!"

    The nurses placed a bundle in Penelope's arms.
    He was perfectly healthy, which was a miracle considering that Penelope did not know she was pregnant until a few hours ago.

     

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    The one where Penelope has a cryptic pregnancy.

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    29 May 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 60

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    Ignoring his impending death from embarrassment, Colin quickly put on his hazards and got out of the car, moving to the back to remove Penelope’s suitcase from the trunk. As he joined her on the sidewalk he saw her snickering at a new sign right next to where he’d parked.

    In bright blue, the sign proudly stated:

    Kiss and goodbye

    (No kisses above 3 minutes!)

    Colin blinked at the words, reading them a few times in his head.

    Penelope was still giggling when Colin’s brain simply stopped functioning and he let his mouth take over. 

    “Well, I guess we have to kiss.”

    She blinked at him.

    He gestured uselessly at the sign with one hand. “The sign. We have to kiss goodbye.”

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    They HAD to kiss goodbye! 🙂‍↕️

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    29 May 2026