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    After suffering a devastating betrayal, Starscream joins the Autobots with only one objective. Revenge. Nothing will stand in the way of his vow to destroy the Decepticons. Especially not incessantly friendly Autobots who continuously try to convince him let go of his anger and instead embrace peace and freedom and love. How frivolous.

    Oh, and the Elite Trine has decided to court him. Wonderful.

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    23 Jun 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 17

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    Virgin!HotRod x MaleManipulator!Deadlock AU. Mostly porn, sometimes plot. Heavy themes at times—please read warnings carefully. Will remain publicly available as long as readers are civil. 15 fics total.

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    01 Jun 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 62

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    “Sure. I wouldn't want my favorite client to feel alone.” He chuckles as he steps away, turning. It's far more efficient for him to lead, given their height difference. Megatron settles a servo on his shoulder, clasping their servos together while he courteously holds the mech's hip strut.

    “I'm your favorite client?” Megatron's gravelly voice sweetens, syrupy as if charmed.

    A quiet confession meant for only his personal reference. But, it's already too late anyway. He can curse his engex heavy glossa in the morning. They're at a gala, for Primus sake. He can relax a little. “Yes…I…suppose you are. At the very least, none of my other clients discuss poetry or literature with me.”

    Megatron tilts his servo to spin him. “Is that the only reason why I'm your favorite?”

    Scoffing, he raises an optic ridge. “Fishing for compliments, Megatron?”

    A deep chuckle rumbles through his own engine from their proximity. “Perhaps. I made an effort tonight. It'd be nice to be noticed by my favorite advisor.”

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    Or, Optimus grows into his designation, learns what it means to love and be loved all while being a functional alcoholic. Chaos ensues.

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    29 May 2026

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    A story of incredible loss, and then what comes after.

    'Aren't you gonna lay down?' Bonecrusher signs. 'It's late.'

    "Oh we can't," says Mixmaster from where he's tucked up under Long Haul's arm.

    'The frag not?' signs Bonecrusher. 'Don't tell me you ain't tired?'

    Mixmaster gestures slowly but dramatically at their laps. Across them, stretching from Long Haul's left thigh and over both of Mixmaster's, is a bright white and dark black shape that contrasts sharply with all of their paint.

    'Okay? So wake him up, or pick him up, or whatever?'

    "He's fast asleep," whispers Mixmaster, aghast. "We can't. What if he gets up and leaves?"

    'Let him leave?!' This is ridiculous.

    "You know, I think we're fine. More than fine, really."

    Bonecrusher swings around to squint at Scavenger. 'And what's your excuse?'

    Scavenger gestures at the itty bitty overlap of a single white foot on the edge of his thigh.

    Bonecrusher is in a sparkbond with absolute clowns.

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    25 May 2026

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    He was just walking home from work and got deactivated in an accident. Now he's in his favorite novel as the protagonist's petty insecure brother. And he's supposed to die mid-story?! No way!

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    20 May 2026