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Trapped in the past with no way home, a disillusioned Harry executes a plan to make an ally of the rising Dark Lord and reshape history.
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03 Mar 2026
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In Their Own Secret Tongues He Spoke by Lomonaaeren
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
17 Jul 2019
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The second half of goblin-raised Harry’s first year and the first half of his second year at Hogwarts, where he finds even more people, things, and animals to talk to, and manages to gently correct some people’s mistakes.
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- Part 9 of From Litha to Lammas
- Part 2 of Realm of Song
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31 Jan 2026
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When Harry finally ran away from the Dursleys after a fateful visit from his Aunt Marge, he definitely wasn’t expecting to get a job. Learning more about wizarding culture, that not all Slytherins are bad, ancient runes, and how to find family, this was certainly not how he saw his third year going. A mass murderer who happens to be his godfather has escaped prison and his friends haven’t noticed that he leaves each night to go to his job. Could this year get any more chaotic? Yes, because it’s Harry Potter.
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- Part 1 of Family is a Purple Bus
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01 May 2025
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The entire Weasley family were mourning after Fred died in the Final Battle. George had been inconsolable for weeks, only managing to make an appearance at Fred’s funeral by taking two calming potions and smoking an entire joint by himself behind the Burrow’s garden shed. Charlie had come home from Romania a few months before the Final Battle had broken out...
It wasn’t often that they all sat around and got high, but certain times and events warranted a Weasley Smoke Out. As Harry followed Charlie, who made a b-line straight for the garden shed, he realized that this was one of those moments, and he only wished more Weasleys were here to enjoy it. Especially Fred.
“I’m a horrible influence but you’re of age so I don’t actually give a dragon’s left tit – we’re getting you high as fuck, Harry,” said Charlie.
“Me? I’m not the one who just lost a brother,” Harry said with a bemused look.
“Well, to be frank, you did lose a brother. You lost a lot of people Harry, but we’re not smoking for them, not yet. Right now we’re smoking for you, the person who finally was able to end that complete fucking psycho’s reign of terror over the wizarding world. If anyone deserves a smoke and a drink, it's you mate.”
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25 Nov 2024