Jerronimo



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    Five years after the war, Hermione Granger has very little time for something like a relationship. She's far too busy trying to run the Bureau for Endangered Creatures efficiently, dealing with budget cuts and ignorant ministry officials and finding a way to somehow restore her parents' memories, who are still in Australia and none the wiser about the existence of their daughter.

    When she discovers that the Wizengamot plans to use Draco Malfoy as a scapegoat whilst dealing with elusive Voldemort loyalists, she offers to testify for him. She's not quite sure how it led to her trying on wedding dresses under the watchful eye of Narcissa Malfoy.

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    It's been a month since Hermione accidentally stumbled across Sirius giving a flogging demonstration at a sex club.

    But now it's the only thing she wants for her birthday.

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    No one could argue it wasn't a bit unconventional for an unmated omega to share her flat with an alpha. But Theo’s propensity for wandering into her bedroom uninvited aside, Hermione and Theo have a perfectly workable system in place. Hermione has her heats at the Ministry-run clinic. Theo sneaks off to his mate for his ruts. And their flat is blessedly sexless.

    Correction. They had a perfectly workable system.

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    His friend chuckles, leaning against the bar top. “Her and Weasley broke up months ago. Mate, if you don't act on it then I will. Weddings are the perfect aphrodisiac.”

    “What are you playing at, Nott?”

    Theo licks his lips, eyes darting back towards Hermione where she's standing next to Potter, her dress hugging her in all the right places. “A friendly fire under your arse is all. That dress is begging to end up on some bloke’s floor - may as well be mine.”

    Draco’s jaw clenches, tightening the grip on his glass. “The hell it will if you want to keep all your teeth.”

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    Draco and his mother had behaved like upstanding citizens for years, donated thousands of Galleons, yet apparently it only took a bit of romantic fluff with Granger and he could consider himself fully redeemed.

    A bar so low he’d barely need to raise his feet to clear it.

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