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Where Draco Malfoy and Harry Potter have to learn to work together to get something they both want: Hermione Granger.
A game of Seven Minutes in Heaven goes awry in all the best ways.
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20 Jun 2026
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Harry Potter dies.
Again.
Death is not pleased.
After seven failed timelines, one mountain of paperwork and a signed Form 734B, Harry is sent back to the age of nine with all his memories intact and a chance to do things differently.
This time, Harry intends to ask questions.
This time, he intends to read the fine print.
And this time, Death would really appreciate it if he stopped dying.
My take on the Reptilia28 challenge.
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Father Figure by fyrebrand, Here_To_Escape_Reality
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
16 Jun 2026
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Hermione has known cruelty and high expectations long before Hogwarts. Escaping abusive parents, she finds refuge with the Malfoy family and Sacred 28. They teach her how to wield magic and build alliances Albus Dumbledore has been trying to snuff out for decades. At school, Hermione challenges tradition by bringing muggle influences into the wizarding world, forging unlikely friendships and uniting Houses. As society seeks to to control her, she reveals truths long hidden, and finds love and family aren't as out of reach as she thought.
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19 Jun 2026
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“Oh fuck. Fuck, fuck, fuck!”
Harry’s head pounded, the feeling amplified by the exponentially increasing volumes of the witch beside him.
He moaned.
He felt her hands over him, shaking his shoulders, “Harry? Harry!”
He swatted at her, pushing her arms away, “Geroff, Hermione! I’m hungover enough as is,” he said, groaning as his temples throbbed once more.
“What?”
“I said I’m hungover enough! Stop–”
His cheek burned furiously. Hermione had slapped him.
He bolted up, turning to her with his mouth agape, “What the fuck?”
“Oh, you idiot! You’re not hungover, we’re–we’re…bloody fucked,” she said, her hands covering her eyes. “We are so, horrendously fucked.”Harry and Hermione find themselves stuck in 1976 due to a Horcrux turned portkey turned time-turner, with no way to get home. In an effort make it back to present day and continue plotting Voldemort's demise, Hermione hatches a plan that requires her to befriend Regulus Black. And no, despite what Harry may suggest, whoring herself out is far beyond her moral caliber.