JeffOfSlaughter
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Once you have a taste of something you want it again.
And nothing can stop you.
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Lalna decides to go stargazing and gets a bit more than he asked for.
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Surrogate: The Director's Cut by Kraiva, Somniate, Trin (ssjtrinity)
Fandom Malevolent (Podcast)
25 Jun 2026
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The King in Yellow had a plan. It worked, and Arthur Lester broke.
Then it all went to hell.
A certain Outer God took issue with his favorite show's cancellation, and arrived with certain demands.
Hastur is furious. His adopted daughter is afraid. John wants to kill his other half; and Arthur has a lot of healing to do in rebuilt Carcosa, in the mystical Dreamlands.
Forced family is not, as it turns out, a good time for anyone.
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Bookmarked by JeffOfSlaughter
24 Sep 2025
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Here’s the Reigns, Take a Hold of Me (Please don’t let me go) by mellow_cow
Fandoms: Origins SMP, Video Blogging RPF
05 Feb 2025
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“Alright mate,” the stranger sighs, stretching his arm dangerously closer to Techno, “regardless, we have to get you out of there, okay? It's not safe.”
His back aches when it collides with the wall from how fast he kicks his legs in front of him. The impact pulls another wheeze from Techno, but the boy could care less. Anything to delay the inevitable is appreciated.
Even if he has to deal with stone cutting into his sides and snagging onto loose pieces of clothes.
“Hold on,” he chokes, reorienting himself, “I’m—I’m human.” Ignoring the blurring in his vision and the wet streams rolling down his face, he whispers, “You can’t hurt me.”
Silence follows the statement, the only thing left audible is Techno’s sniffling.
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The 5 times OriginsSMP almost found out about Techno’s origin and the 1 time they did.
Bookmarked by JeffOfSlaughter
16 Nov 2024
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5
Techno the bunny is pretending to be human
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“Have you ever considered working as an au pair?” Wilbur asked.
Techno frowned, once again thrown off by the vampire’s archaic choice of words. “You mean, going to live with a coven?”
“As our permanent, exclusive food source, yes.”
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Techno is a human who needs a place to live. Phil, Wilbur and Tommy are vampires who need blood to survive. Two problems are fixed with a single solution.
Though perhaps Techno should have thought twice about the consequences of entangling his life with three powerful immortals.
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Bookmarked by JeffOfSlaughter
03 Dec 2022
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13
Techno becomes vampire SBIs blood bank
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Debt I Owe by UnboundedFandomShipper
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF, Dream SMP, Chuckle Sandwich
01 Dec 2023
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“What- what do you want from me?” He finally asked.
Quackity’s response was almost immediate. “3 months as my pretend lover, and you consider your debts paid, including your safety from your pursuers. Fair deal, right?”
In which Charlie never thought that running away from debt would make him cross paths with one of the most powerful men in the city. How the hell was he supposed to balance writing articles against the very same celebrity he was supposed to act as a lover of? Oh shit- why is the article he wrote, and accidentally posted, about his shitty life gaining popularity!? It was a mistake, okay!? A mistake!
Bookmarked by JeffOfSlaughter
09 Nov 2022
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6
Slime gets Wattpad(tm)'d into Quackitys life
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Blessings from the Gods are rare, almost forgotten in much of the world where the Gods have begun to lose their grasp on the people in favor of mortal rulers. Still, it would be accurate to assume humans gifted with wings have been touched by something higher. But even with the intervention of Gods, there’s a reason all the Blessed have been born with their wings…
Until now.
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On his eighteenth birthday, Technoblade will finally fully ascend to the throne as king and take complete control of his kingdom. He's certain that things will finally begin to fall into place then, if only he can hold on that long. But right when his goals are within reach, strange symptoms and maladies begin to affect his body, and mind.
Why does it seem like inhuman forces may just be at play? And how will Techno be able to keep going as things only grow worse and worse?
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Bookmarked by JeffOfSlaughter
10 Sep 2022
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Techno is king and he ain't feeling too well