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    555-123-181
    If someone got bleach in their eye what should they do
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    Go the the ER and get an eye wash
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    Okay but is that really necessary or can I just wash it myself
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    According the the Internet you might need eye drops for a couple days after so ER it is
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    Urgh fiiine
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    Ilya was looking for advice when he text the wrong number
    Shane couldnt leave a random stranger on read during an emergency

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    19 Jun 2026

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    In which Ilya comes back to room fourteen ten.

     

    Canon divergent from, and following directly after, s01e01 when Ilya leaves Shane's hotel room. Contains Ilya being a provocative dick, Shane being unable to resist rising (ha) to it, too much discussion of chicken, some David Attenborough, Shane negotiating his feelings and interpersonal relationships with all his classic suavity and skill, and as much sex as two nineteen year old professional athletes can fit into one evening.

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    28 May 2026

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    Ilya is not going to steal Shane Hollander's dog. That would be illegal. And wrong. And someone would probably find out and make Ilya give him back.

    So. Not stealing.

    But there is nothing wrong with giving Chernysh all the pats and treats that he deserves, is there?

    Nothing wrong with encouraging Chernysh to spend more and more time at Ilya's house until he doesn't even remember who Hollander is.

    Because Hollander is stupid and boring and does not deserve a dog as good as Chernysh. No, he doesn't, does he? Because Chernysh is the best boy in the whole world, yes he is.

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    25 May 2026

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    After this, it seems like the notes won’t stop coming. Without fail, at least once a day, he gets a reminder that someone is thinking of him.

    Sometimes they appear first thing in the morning when he gets into work, accompanied by a pastry or a coffee. More often than not, they appear after lunch with a ginger ale or a banana. Every time though, they’re accompanied by some ridiculous and overtly flirtatious lines.

    You look stunning today

    Your smile takes my breath away

    This sweater looks so good on you

    or - shane hollander has a secret admirer

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    14 May 2026

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    At eleven years old Ilya Rozanov's class is given an assignment:

    They will be randomly paired with a student at another school in Canada via email. In order to get full credit on the assignment, they must send at least five emails back and forth and gather enough information to write their project.

    After seven years, Ilya is pretty sure he's done enough for 100%

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    Shane and Ilya sending emails throughout the years. What happens when they meet?

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    20 Apr 2026