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    Billy Hargrove has gone through a lot. He's an asshole but he's not heartless, he does what he has to to survive. But maybe somewhere along the way, surviving doesn't have to mean being alone.

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    The bell on the door rang as it was pushed open. It was too early for Technoblade’s next appointment, so— without even glancing up— he said, “No walk-ins.”

    The footsteps didn’t stop until they reached the counter. Someone cleared their throat. Technoblade raised his eyes to find a teenager glaring at him over the counter.

    “No walk-ins,” Technoblade repeated, bored.

    “I’m not here for a tattoo.”

    “Well, we don’t do anything else,” Technoblade said dryly. This was the most entertainment he’d gotten all day, save for the long appointment he’d had that morning with Dream, one of his most consistent customers.

    “You need help,” the kid said with conviction.

    Technoblade arched his brow. “I wasn’t aware of that.”

    “Well, you do.”

    Technoblade examined him critically. The kid was tall but clearly young— the kind of customer Technoblade would double-check the ID of. “Are you even old enough to be in here?”

    The kid ignored the question. “You need help around here. And I need an apprenticeship.”

     

    Or, Technoblade is a tattoo artist and Tommy seeks an apprenticeship. The ink of their lives bleed together in unexpected ways.

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    09 Aug 2023

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    If Tommy works hard, then he'll be worth the affection that the rest of his team give him.

    He just doesn't realise they'd give it freely.

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    13 Jul 2023

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    Tommy comes to the village to fix up the Blood God's temple and the village begins to question just how he's managing to do it all.

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    aka, the village fuck around, and by fuck do they find out

    (title form Never Love An Anchor, The Crane Wives)

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    19 Jun 2023

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    The kid smiled.

    “I want you to kill me.”

    And like that, the world stopped.

    Or Techno is a world-famous warrior known for taking down tyrants and Tommy is a kid scared of his own powers.

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    30 May 2023

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    "Don't do anything to him," Tommy manages, heartbeat throbbing and throbbing. "Please."

    Wilbur frowns, but it's Techno who steps forward. "Tommy, he's not going to do anything," Techno tells him cautiously. "You don't need to worry, alright?"

    To you, Tommy would say, if he was stronger. He's not going to do anything to you.

    But he doesn't. Tommy keeps his mouth shut—whatever it takes to stay.

     

    When Techno and Wilbur Soot-Watson anger a bully, it shouldn't be an issue. They are as untouchable as they can get, for students anyway.

    It's unfortunate that Tommy, their foster brother, isn't. Being their soft spot, it only makes sense that he becomes the next target.

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    28 May 2023