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Somewhere in West Virginia, a veterinarian meets her newest client. She's treated everything from hunting dogs to gargantuan iguanas, mice, and flea-ridden kittens...
But never a dragon.
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At 38 years of age, Caleb has nearly finished his graduate studies at the Academy and is just scraping by with a teaching assistant salary and scholarships. When money gets tighter than is comfortable, he turns to his dear friend Astrid-- now Archmage Beck-- for assistance finding less savory work to tide him over. Caleb is sent to meet Essek, who he initially thinks is just a patron that has very particulate taste in bed partners. What he actually gets is much more complicated.
Tl;dr, the Vampire Essek/(Blood) Sugar Baby Caleb AU literally no one asked for.
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Time Not Stolen, But Given Freely by Interrobang
Fandoms: Dragon Age: Inquisition, Dragon Age - All Media Types
02 Oct 2023
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Dorian had a confession: he was lately taken with a man so fine of character, so beautiful to behold, so irrevocably loyal that he could scarcely think of anything else. The Iron Bull in all his glory was so particularly sweet and attentive that even his crassness could be made up for when it came with such a kind heart behind it.
Of course, Dorian would be quick to add that The Iron Bull also had a fantastic ass, and that that certainly didn’t hurt his impression on Dorian. Bull was a wide man, but his ass was a thing of beauty. Round. Jiggled when palmed with two eager hands. Strong enough to crush fruit to cider if he sat on a fruit cart wrong. While Dorian’s heart certainly sang and blushed at the notion of romance and soulmates and all the other beautiful myths, Dorian found that he was often persistently preoccupied with the myriad of ways he wanted to take The Iron Bull to bed. Or table. Or bushes.
The Inquisitor would never let them forget about the bushes.
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Based on the headcanon that tieflings need extra physical stimulation sometimes to quell their Hellish biology's needs. Tieflings like physical contact a lot and because of their biology are resistant to some types of pain or damage. Their skin is tougher than human skin and tieflings often enjoy intense sensations. As children, this often means extra time wrestling with siblings or getting into sports. As adults, they lean towards acts of daring and danger, taking to the performing arts or the adventuring lifestyle.
Caleb finds that Mollymauk's needs for a kind of mutual, affectionate violence match his own. They agree to let off steam together every now and then.
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Essek tries to surprise Caleb by showing up wearing his cloak, mantle, and very little else, and is horrified to realize that Caleb has arranged a surprise of his own.
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Caleb needed to fidget. Molly knew this. It was impossible not to notice, as Caleb was a heavy thinker and seemed to need something to do with his hands while he did it. It was fine when he was at a desk scribbling notes down or working on sigils and equations, but when he was simply reading or deep in thought his hands wandered for lack of anything to occupy them.
This proves to be Molly's downfall.
(tl;dr, Caleb unthinkingly grabs Molly's tail to fidget with and it gets very sexy from there.)
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Immovable Object, as far as Caleb was aware, hadn't been created with the intent that it should be used to turn fine rope into an intricate, intimately woven imprisonment. Possible? Oh yes, as all spells were capable of things beyond their creator’s intent. Jester's entire cadre of powers was proof of that.
But this was still a pleasant surprise.
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Caleb and Essek have settled down post-campaign, and have adopted a handful of cats. Caleb knows that Essek isn't much of an animal person in general, so he's not particularly hurt when Essek avoids getting too involved with the animals for fear of being overwhelmed.
Or so Caleb thinks-- until he's gifted a bracelet enchanted with Speak With Animals, and Essek's secret is revealed.
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Elves rarely need to sleep, so Essek is often awake when Caleb rolls towards him during dirtier dreams. Finally, he asks Caleb about what he wants Essek to do when it happens again. To his flustered surprise, Caleb simply shrugs, smiles, and mischievously tells Essek that as long as he lets him get his rest he's welcome to do what he likes.
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In different settings, different facets of Mollymauk’s bodily presentation seemed to imply different things about his person to the public, despite the fact that it was the same mind, the same wit, and the same fragment of a soul.
Which was why, when he next showed up at Caleb’s cottage door in Rexxentrum, his greetings to Caleb were in the form of a fruit basket and a question:
“Here, Caleb, try the pineapple. It’ll dissolve your tongue a little in the best way possible. Can you make me a pussy?”
TL;DR, Mollymauk decides to see if changing his physical body helps him understand a single thing about the nebulous concept of Gender even a little bit more. Turns out it's more complicated than that.
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Fjord notices Caleb being a kinky little shit in the middle of a busy tavern and takes it upon himself to get involved.
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An alternate universe where the Nein are not the Nein, Caleb is still a fugitive, and nothing is quite the same.
While escaping a capture attempt by the Cerberus Assembly, Caleb polymorphs into a cat and manages to flee to a shop run by a firbolg friend. But when his polymorph fails to dispel-- and the firbolg is nowhere to be found-- Caleb warily waits out his magical mishap with an unfamiliar half-orc while he tries to figure out where to go from there.
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In Our Bed, Where Peace Is Whole and Quiet by Interrobang
Fandoms: Critical Role (Web Series)
03 Feb 2023
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Caleb knew that some humans were able to intentionally wiggle their ears. Apparently it was an old, vestigial muscle that only some humans could purposefully flex, which would rotate their ear in a kind of silly-looking wiggle, usually done for joke effects. But elves? Though Essek would be loathe to admit it, they seemed to have an instinctual sort of twitch to them, the muscle not only active and connected, but sensitive. Emotionally activated, Essek’s ears would sometimes pin closer to his head, or wiggle with the slightest tension when he was excited.
Or shake with the slightest sort of quiver when aroused.
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Essek was haunted by Caleb’s hands. The man was… very explicit with the use of his bare hands in everyday life, and it never failed to rile Essek into something of a frenzy, hiding behind a book or busying himself with other work just so he didn’t have to stare directly at the wanton displays. Kryn culture dictated that hands were an extension of not just the physical self, but the spiritual self. A drow could reach back through ages and lifetimes with a touch to a Beacon, and similarly a single touch of skin to skin could transform and reach across lifetimes to connect two people in ways more than simply physical.
Caleb, by Kryn standards, was a bit of a slut.
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Gone To Spore by Interrobang
Fandoms: The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
11 Dec 2022
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While following up on a lead at an eccentric noble's estate, Geralt gets hit with a very special kind of spore and Jaskier very kindly, very selflessly, takes care of him through its effects. Too bad he's also been in love with Geralt for years and has to write it off as a favor to a friend.
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- Part 2 of One Turn For Another verse
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Honeyed Tea and Lemon by Interrobang
Fandoms: Dragon Age: Inquisition, Dragon Age (Video Games)
19 Oct 2022
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Bull is used to playing a role: the big, hulking Qunari, who would ravish you in bed and give you a tale to tell your friends. But sometimes he wants something gentler; sometimes he needs something softer.
With Dorian, he finds that.
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Even now, Yennefer was not sure what she was going to do when she saw Tissaia again. She had only the barest outline of a plan: say something, do something, and then perhaps this obsession would be snuffed out like the last sputtering candle flame of her impetuous adolescence.
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Caleb is burning. The cramped inn room is dark but for the dying fire in the grate casting a red glow and flickering blackness over the room. The door has been locked and the windows do not open, and Mollymauk has climbed on top of him, bless him, burning infernally and pressing himself into every available inch of skin, and Caleb burns.
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“I’m serious, you two,” Jaskier said, straightening up from where he had been bent to pluck more of the devil's honey blooms. He held up a flower with a flourish. “You magic lot trot about with the means to completely strip a person or be stripped of the ability to consent— and you just accept that that’s part of life?”
He looked around. At the beautiful field full of potentially dangerous flowers, and at his two friends that he trusted with the world but not with their own safety. Yennefer and Geralt looked back at him, their expressions flat in the way that meant that yes, they had simply accepted that terrible people did terrible things, and if it happened to them, it must have been unavoidable.
“Well, that’s stupid,” Jaskier informed them. “You should have a plan.”
TL;DR Our favorite trio decide to use the buddy system re: sex pollen/sex magic situations. Because it's inevitable, knowing them.
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“I know we haven’t really talked about it— lately…” Caleb said slowly, trying to work his mouth around the idea his brain hadn’t quite processed. “But… a family. Do you want one?”
Caleb heard the knife pause on the cutting board. He would have bet his most prized tome that Molly was twirling the blade nervously in his fingers.
“A family can be two men, five cats, and a dozen friends wandering in and out,” Molly said carefully.
“And if it should include children?”