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Hail Mary Counter @hailmarytracker · 12 hrs
Days since last contact with Hail Mary: 9,716
🗨 1 ⇄ 2 ♡ 5It's been nearly 27 years since the Hail Mary departed. When the ISS detects a signal in the far off solar system, hope begins to grow, even as mysteries start to unravel and the universe becomes a little smaller.
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23 Jun 2026
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Tim's parents faked their deaths and fled the country years ago, but neglected to take him with them. He spent some time on the streets, and now at 16, he makes a living as a fortune teller, stalking and hustling the shit out of Gotham's elite by telling them eerily accurate fortunes based on the information he gathers about them.
His life is peculiar but he wouldn't change a thing. When he gets booked for the big Wayne Halloween party, however, he finds himself getting all tangled up with the Waynes, and the more fortunes he tells, the tighter the snare becomes.or: Tim just wanted to scam Gotham's elite, not end up on the Batfamily's watchlist. But it seems they just won't leave him alone..
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19 Jun 2026
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the most unlikely places by leashinwords
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy
04 May 2025
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"Love is like the wildflowers; it's often found in the most unlikely places." - Ralph Waldo Emerson
Obi-Wan's growing feelings for Jango have been a precious thing. He should have known better than to think they would be anything other than deadly.
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- Part 1 of what they are prepared to see
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09 Dec 2025
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Yeah, so I've read this about 4 times already. I will never not love this story.
Edit: make that 6 times now. Help, I can't stop -
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Obi-Wan is not a knight. Or of noble birth. He doesn't even know how to joust. But all he needs to do is stay on the horse. Just the once.
But the plan works, and the next tournament is only a town and a few weeks away and perhaps—
“No,” Cody says. “Whatever you’re thinking, no.”
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02 Jun 2026
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Dare Me, Dare Me Not by ViceroyFallacy for phoenixyfriend
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Legends - All Media Types
02 Sep 2025
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Jango Fett is Mand'alor. Obi-Wan Kenobi is a menace. Everyone else is... Concerned.
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The "Politically Charged Gay Chicken AU" that I couldn't resist writing
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09 Apr 2026