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The Conference of Cloud and Rain by IneffableCrow
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon)
12 Feb 2025
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Every so often, the cultivation world likes to hold a secret three-day conference that acts as a thinly veiled excuse for cultivators to indulge in all manners of sex. For the first post-war Conference of Cloud and Rain, Qishan Wen must provide the traditional 'bouquet' of the aptly-named Flowers - cultivators who volunteered to be of service during the conference for those who did not have partners.
Wen Ning had not expected that he would be asked to volunteer and had been fully ready to say no - until he is offered the choice of who his conference partner will be...
As Sect Leader, Jiang Cheng has no choice but to attend, despite how little interest he has in it all. When he meets the Flower he has been given for the conference, he can't help seeing similarities between them and his kind archer friend who he has been yearning for since the war...
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The moment the strange stick creature left, Simon could hear a noise.
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- Part 3 of Welcome to the Waffle Crew
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The Many Mistakes of Paultin Seppa by IneffableCrow
Fandoms: "Dice Camera Action!" D&D Campaign (Web Series)
08 Mar 2018
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Paultin has made many mistakes in his lifetime.
He's going to make sure they aren't repeated.
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- Part 2 of Welcome to the Waffle Crew
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Simon just likes seeing his dad happy.
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- Part 1 of Welcome to the Waffle Crew
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The Voltron team need to stop to restock supplies and Allura finds herself frustrated that she is, once again, regaled to being stuck in the Castle. Pidge and Diana decide that they should take her for a Girls' Day Out.
Shenanigans ensue. Written to celebrate Galentine's Day 2017
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Welcome to the Waffle Crew by IneffableCrow
Fandom "Dice Camera Action!" D&D Campaign (Web Series)
14 Mar 2018
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A series of different one-shots written about the Waffle Crew and those they interact with.
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Wolves come in many different colors and coat patterns, their pelts as widely varied as human coloring. It can lead to some interesting looking wolves or some wolves that simply look like german shepherds but are much, much bigger.
The 118 has no idea what Buck looks like in wolf form and it's on purpose. He's never shifted in front of them, never joined them on pack outings- hell he's not even officially in the pack even after all these years. He says it's "not safe." Eddie's determined to figure out why and change it.
(there is no a/b/o in this, it's just werewolves)
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25 Jun 2026
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“He baby-trapped you,” the man said with a misplaced confidence that was almost impressive, “that’s fucked up, man.”
Buck blinked. Then blinked again. Then, “Uh... no. No, that’s not—”
“Shut it, Benji, that’s not what happened,” the other robber scowled, no longer trying to pretend he wasn’t eavesdropping. “They’re both dudes. A dude can’t baby-trap another dude.”
“Of course they can. Equal rights and shit! That’s what the parades are for.”
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There's a hostage situation at the bank and Buck is forced to reevaluate his relationship with Eddie (and vice versa).
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25 Jun 2026
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“Wait, you need a sitter?” Chimney says. Eddie nods. “Maddie’s brother got back in town a few nights ago, he’s looking for work.”
Eddie frowns. He doesn’t know much about this mysterious brother of Maddie’s – doesn’t even really know much about Maddie, either, aside from being Chimney’s girlfriend – but he’s pretty sure every time he’s been brought up in conversation it’s not been particularly inspiring. “Is this the brother who flunked out of college because he spent all his tuition on a motorcycle?”
Chimney colours a little. “Um. No?”
or, Buck babysits Christopher and Eddie is—fine about it, actually.
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25 Jun 2026
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“911, what’s your emer-”
“My son’s possessed!”
Buck’s so glad that he didn’t still have a mouth full because he would have, for sure, choked. Spluttering, and hoping to God that the guy on the other end of the line can’t hear him, he asks, “Sorry, what?”
The guy takes a calming breath. It doesn’t seem to work. “My son. He’s possessed. He has to be-”
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Or the 911 Operator!Buck fic that no one asked for but got anyway
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17 Jun 2026
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Buck runs a cat shelter, where he gets to save animals and make sure they go to loving homes. One day, an adorable little boy joins his volunteer team and changes Buck's life.
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16 Jun 2026