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    "Whatever. As long as he's silent and pretends like he doesn't exist."

    Rouge's lips pursed as she looked away, looking awfully guilty all of a sudden.

    He narrowed his eyes in suspicion, "What?"

    Rouge stretched her arms out on the table, tapping her fingers awkwardly, "Well... I don't think he's the silent type if I'm being honest."

    "You got me a talkative bodyguard? Are you serious?"

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    In light of recent online threats, Rouge insists on getting Shadow a bodyguard.

    Sonic is just happy to finally get a fresh start in life.

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    02 Jun 2026

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    Naval Officer Sonic the Hedgehog was trained to command the sea, not to be captured by it. When a mission to recover the Chaos Emerald goes wrong, he finds himself captured aboard The Maria, a pirate ship commanded by the infuriatingly composed Captain Shadow. Stripped of his rank and thrown into pirate life, Sonic is forced to scrub decks and wear their uniform.

    The emerald he's been tasked to find is still out there, and Sonic quickly realizes something far more unsettling: Shadow wants it too. As the hunt tightens and enemies close in, Sonic is forced to work alongside the very captain who captured him. And the longer Sonic remains along the Maria, the harder it becomes to tell where duty ends and something far more dangerous begins. Because some forces aren't meant to outrun. And some captains are impossible to ignore.

    Or, Naval officer/Pirate Captain with a slow burn enemies-to-lovers at sea.

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    01 Mar 2026

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    SO GOOD AAAAAAAA
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    “You’re late,” Says the ghost sitting atop the gravestone, transparent face tilted towards the sunrise. Shadow snorts, kicking a shoe against the grassy ground, dislodging a clod of mud from one of the boosters. The morning dew had not yet settled into the ground, leaving everything wet and sparkling in the orange-gold light.

    “Hardly,” Shadow scoffs.

    OR

    love after death.

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    24 Feb 2026

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    The warlock was on the ground, knocked out. His body bound in rope with a lead connected to his king. His king in odd attire. Very odd attire.

    “Well howdy,” his king tilted the hat on his head in Lancelot's direction, “Sure glad t’ see you're standin’. This fella did a number on ya, huh?”

    Lancelot blinked in disbelief. Silent and still.

    “Ya think y’all could point me in the direction o’ the nearest saloon? Xany and I went a bit topsy-turvey and well,” the hedgehog chuckled and rubbed the back of his neck with a free hand, “I plum just don't know where we landed.”

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    Lancelot and his knights are sent on a quest to save their beloved Camelot. But what happens when a strange visitor that looks just like their King shows up with a request to help find his way home?

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    Basically Brokeback Ren Fest.

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    12 Nov 2025

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  5. Public Bookmark 41

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    Shadow staggered to his feet; Sonic caught him at the shoulder before he fell over. “Hey,” Sonic murmured, “I meant it, you know. About being your friend.”

    “I meant it too. You don’t know what you’re asking for.”

    A different message than just a straight no, Shadow realized too late. He observed the sharp perk of Sonic’s ears while the grip that shifted to his bicep gave a squeeze. “Tell me. Tell me what I’m not getting.” A cough had Sonic wipe his mouth with the back of his glove. “I want to learn what it takes to be your friend.”

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    It started with the chao. Then, strange energy signatures. It was easy work; the everyday run-of-the-mill adventure leading him to an island called the Verdant Maw. Sonic’s friends would make space for him, always- but when he isn’t around, they’re still living their lives without him. He’s starting to feel the impact.

    At least he can count on Shadow to stay the same.

    The pair of hedgehogs work together to solve a new threat, learn just how far family extended beyond the ARK, and ask what it means to be a friend.

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    08 Jan 2026

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