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you could never swing that dagger by bodysharing (salvainterra), westerngenre
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild
21 Sep 2021
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The acolyte was supposed to be proving themself, taking on the hero alone in unknown territory to show that they were competent and deserving of being a Yiga Clan assassin. Things had gone terribly wrong, terribly fast. Now, stranded halfway across an unfamiliar land with no magic and fewer allies, they’re forced to tail the legendary hero they were supposed to be killing to try and find their way home. They don’t expect to find that maybe everything they’d been taught was wrong. They definitely don’t expect to find that the hero might not be the worst after all.
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AKA Link runs into a murdercult kid, and unwittingly adopts them much like one might take in a feral cat. Things go increasingly downhill from there.
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- Part 1 of YCNSTD
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12 Jul 2026
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We were not maid for each other! by spiltinksky
Fandoms: 괴담에 떨어져도 출근을 해야 하는구나 - 백덕수 | Even If I Fall Into a Ghost Story I Still Have to Go to Work - Baek Deoksoo
22 Sep 2025
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Kim Soleum stared at him with blank eyes looking even more soulless in the dim and unnatural light of his phone. “Have you slept with men before?”
“Yes, sir,” he said begrudgingly, gritting his teeth.
“Have you slept with women?”
“Huh, um, well, yeah?”
“Good. Then get undressed.”
This is actually crazy. This is actually insane.
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15 Jun 2026
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r/badroommates: My roommate is insane? by clovercoast
Fandoms: 괴담에 떨어져도 출근을 해야 하는구나 - 백덕수 | Even If I Fall Into a Ghost Story I Still Have to Go to Work - Baek Deoksoo
19 Sep 2025
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u/sunfish
1st post: Roommate is a psychopath. 2nd post: OP is a psychopath. 3rd post: They’re both psychopathsu/notaplagiarist
This sums it up pretty wellu/firelikejudge
Say what y’all want but I’m investedOr, Kim Soleum posts to Reddit about his roommate.
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15 Jun 2026
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lost in the dark (he's got a heavy heart) by definitelynotaroughdraft (definitelynotshouting)
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
26 Dec 2024
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"Grian, what are these?"
Weakness, he tries to rasp; it comes out garbled, so he sucks in a long, slow breath and tries again, lungs trembling with the effort. "Weak– weakness."
Scar drops the bottle like it's burned him. "You took three weakness potions?" he chokes out, and that seems to break whatever trance Xisuma, Pearl, and Tango have been in this entire time. They rush forward, eating the distance between them in rapid strides, until they're all crouched around Grian.
Grian shuts his eyes again, before remembering he isn't supposed to do that. He wants to say sorry. What he says instead, is: "It was– safer. Like this. For you."
It amounts to about the same thing.
Or, I finally buckle down and post the rough draft of hunger au, where I give Grian every mental illness known to man and also a few new ones. Please heed the tags.
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- Part 3 of all that i can do
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The Completely Inept Courtship of the One-Winged Angel's Cloud by Anonymous
Fandoms: Final Fantasy VII
24 Jan 2024
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Sephiroth finally manages to kill everyone during one of his many returns from the dead. He is a badass, nearly all powerful god of destruction and completely bored out of his oh so perfect, superior mind now that he’s gotten his way. He starts missing his fights with his only rival and the entertainment they provided but cannot pull the other away from a protective lifestream for long or return him to life. So he decides with nothing better to do and ridiculous amounts of power, he’ll just return them to a point in time when they both were alive and Sephiroth had easy access to manipulate his favorite puppet.
Cloud is not happy to find himself a trainee/infantryman again and the other Firsts and upper management cannot for the life of them figure out why the “Great Sephiroth” is stalking the blond and acting like a bratty, bullying seven year old with his first crush.
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12 May 2026