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In pursuit of some money, Dazai finds a job as a part-time butler for the Nakahara family, one of the richest and most influential in Yokohama. No one has ever met their only son, Chuuya, in person. Legend has it, he’s spent most of his high-school life locked inside, studying day and night to become a deserving heir to his generational wealth. Something about it doesn’t sit right with Dazai.
Or: Dazai meets (and saves) his own damsel in distress.
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13 Jul 2026
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Magic and Mystery by Allegory_for_Hatred
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
21 Aug 2021
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Dazai is going to Hogwarts—which is crazy because he doesn’t have magic. He has a nullifying ability, for goodness’ sake! Not that it matters. Dazai is still willing to stick around and cause trouble before he gets shipped back home and stuck in his room again.
And this Quirrell guy is definitely up to something. So that’s a good place to start.
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- Part 1 of Magic and Mystery
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06 Jul 2026
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It's an accident, for once. He was actually following the Official Household Chore Schedule and doing the dishes while Chuuya was out getting groceries. But one of the plates was slipperier than he expected, and as he attempted to dry it, it fumbled just enough out of his grip to crack against the countertop, chipping a bit off the edge.
It isn’t one of Chuuya’s fancy plates. Dazai is fairly certain that Chuuya has no particular attachment to this dish at all, actually. It’s plain white and utilitarian, part of a larger set.
So Dazai can’t explain why he’s frozen in place, rooted to the floor by some welling emotion he can’t quite pinpoint.
(Alternatively: local brilliant strategist has a slight meltdown over small uncontrollable part of everyday life)
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23 Jun 2026
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a boy like me by fortunatelypancakes for AmericanCanada
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
15 Jul 2025
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Dazai has a crush on the most popular boy in school, Chuuya Nakahara. Unfortunately, Chuuya has no idea that Dazai exists.
That is, until they end up paired together for a weekend science competition and are forced to share a hotel room.
From there, Dazai's whole world is turned upside down.
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19 Jun 2026
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"Mackerel? The hell are you doing here at 1am, you fucker? I swear if you're simply here to be a nuisance, just get out right now, ya hear me?"
Silence. Not even a witty remark. That's when he actually starts paying attention to the person in front of him and realizes a few things at once.
1. Dazai's covered in snow
2. He's shaking like a leaf
3. His lips are slightly blue and his single visible eye is glazed over'He almost looks like a lost kitten looking for shelter-'
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16!Dazai is cold in his container so he walks in the snow to 16!Chuuya's apartment and promptly passes out so Chuuya has to take care of him
(he doesn't mind all that much)NOW WITH PART 2 FEATURING THE ADA
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18 Jun 2026