IllogicalHuman
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No one ever spoke of what happens after. After the battles are all over and the tired soldiers return home, wide-eyed and jumping at odd sounds. They don't speak of the graves. The endless rows of turned earth or the small stones that are the only reminders of those never recovered. A place for mothers to weep and friends to question why. No one speaks of the all consuming grief. Waking up each morning knowing that things are not quite the same and never will be again.
Two young adults with very different backgrounds are both learning to navigate in a world torn by the fourth war. How does someone move forward when everything they know is fundamentally different.
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Kagami knew he had messed up big this time.
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Diplomatic misunderstandings are hard enough to navigate without throwing in a fake marriage.
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- Part 3 of MadaTobi Week 2023
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This is a collection of Madara/Tobirama smut I've written that doesn't really belong with anything else. Each chapter will be marked with what it is.
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Love for an Uchiha was a dangerous thing. All consuming. Their very lives were tied to the object of their affections. He had seen his clansmen fall to it. Driven mad by it. Choking on their deathbeds as roots filled their lungs and bloody petals fell from their lips. Madara had sworn off love. But he watched love cross the face of Senju Tobirama and felt his heart stutter in his chest. Knowing that it had found him all the same and knowing what it meant, he only hoped he would have enough time to put his affairs in order before the flowers wrapped around his heart until it could no longer beat on its own.
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Takayanagi Kyoichiro swears he's not suicidal, he's simply a suicide enthusiast. He can admit, however, that suicide via carbon-monoxide poisoning might have been more pleasant than getting flattened by a 600-pound truck.
Ah, well, he's here anyway, he might as well enjoy the happy retirement life he didn't get to have before.
Unfortunately, he has landed right in the middle of wartime, and there are homicidal ninja coming in for his advice. Just because he was a high school counselor and teacher who knew how to deal with emotionally unstable teenagers doesn't mean he actually enjoys the job, so please go away, thank you.
TLDR; A former assassin-turned-ethics-teacher reincarnates into a world of ninjas and decides to enjoy retirement. However, these trigger-happy ninja won't leave him alone...
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- Part 1 of Original work-verse
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11 May 2026
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30 Apr 2026
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Percy Weasley is not particularly reckless, until he is, once, on the anniversary of his brother's death. For most people, the idea of sending oneself through time to correct one's mistake would remain a fantasy, something to dwell on in the middle of the night, but Percy has always been too capable for his own good.
Featuring: a reluctant spy, an unlikely friendship between a ghost and a lonely student, a portrait, very few friends, several very lengthy conversations about soul magic, and far too many Horcruxes.
(Or, an attempt to answer the question, if someone intelligent was sent back through time, armed only with the word 'Horcrux' and a general knowledge of the main timeline––not to mention a keen understanding of the Hogwarts curriculum––could that person logic his way to defeating the Dark Lord? Only time will tell).
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- Part 1 of A Study of Resonance Universe
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24 Apr 2026
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He’s twenty-six and he’s bleeding out on the ground and he’s so, so cold.
But, he’s also twelve and he’s still alive. Still breathing steadily. There’s no blood leaking out of him. And he’s warm, body relaxed under the comforting weight of his blanket.
He sighs, world-weary and exhausted. Of course it didn’t stick. Only he would manage to screw up death. Again.
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Waking up in a different universe is supposed to be a sweet deal. Too bad nobody gave him the message. In a world of tailed-beasts and magical eye bullshit, Rei thinks getting strong without them is impossible. But he has to try. If only so he can mess with people and stay alive long enough to continue doing it.
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23 Apr 2026
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The afterlife isn’t so bad, Izuko thinks. She’s been reborn with a silver spoon in her mouth and awesome chakra powers. The only problem is the large scary man who’s always looming by her crib.
Or, before he died, Izuna told Madara about the daughter he sired on a mission.
(SIOC featuring whipped dad Madara and his niece-turned-daughter)
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16 Apr 2026