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    Draco Malfoy has a perfectly foolproof plan to pine in absolute silence until graduation, and then die a tragically dramatic death.

    It’s a great plan.

    Until Blaise Zabini opens his mouth.

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    15 Jul 2026

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    Hermione's stuck in a broken lift with a tipsy Draco Malfoy. What a way to spend the Friday before Christmas.

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    12 Jul 2026

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    Reasons why being in love with Draco Malfoy is wholly unacceptable:

    1. He is insufferable
    2. He is married
    3. He is her academic rival
    4. Now, unhappily, he is also her colleague, and they are meant to be collaborating
    5. Professional boundaries ought to be observed with colleagues
    5b. Especially when her application for tenure is fully dependent on forging a successful academic collaboration with said colleague
    6. It is not compatible with her five-year plan (see items 1-5 for specifics)

    Hermione has a deeply compelling list of reasons not to be in love with Draco Malfoy. To her dismay, when her department chair at St. Mungo's Medical School forces her into close proximity with Malfoy for the sake of undertaking an alchemy collaboration, she begins to develop romantic feelings she never meant to have.

    Desperate to remedy this lamentable affliction, she invents a potion that can reverse the state of being in love. The only trouble is, she can’t seem to bring herself to take it.

    Or: In which Hermione tries to force quit being in love.

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    11 Jul 2026

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    OH I CRIED 😭 It didnt help iw as listening to that loona songs that goes hey youu and at the exacy moment he had said “astoria said you loved me”

    And astoria 😮‍💨 oh she broke my heart 😭 SHE WAS SO 😭😭😭😭 IM CURRENTLY CRYING BECAUS EOB MYGOSH 😔 astoria, my sweet sweet girl oh gosh

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    The most foolish thing Hermione Granger had ever done was fall in love with Draco Malfoy.

    The second most foolish thing she’d ever done was tell Draco Malfoy she was in love with him.

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    Or, Draco manifests as a Veela and Hermione is too in love with him to accept that she's his mate. She may very well be willing to die to break this bond. Carefully and after a lot of research, of course.

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    11 Jul 2026

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    Draco has been hurting and tearing down Hermione for years because he's stupid. When he presents as a Veela on his 21st birthday, he's in for it.

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    “You’re my mate,” Draco whispered even though the voice in his head was so fucking loud.
    Granger frowned. “What?”
    “You. You’re my mate, the one my Veela has chosen.”
    He expected her to be shocked, or angry, maybe exhibit a hefty dose of disbelief. He expected her to reveal a bunch of books proving him otherwise.
    He didn’t expect to see her face crumple and look as if she was about to cry. “Malfoy, you don’t need to tease me.”
    I did this to you.
    “Why would I tease you with this?” He asked.
    She shifted in her seat. “It’s more believable. And if I am your mate, I know you don’t want me to be.”
    “Granger, I am quite serious,” Draco said, reaching his hand across the desk, palm up. “Take my hand, please. Touch me.”

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    may problema si draco at ginagawa nyang problema ng lahat HAHAHA