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    salt year by

    Fandoms: Shadow and Bone (TV), The Grisha Trilogy - Leigh Bardugo  

    28 Aug 2022

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    once upon a time i wrote this tweet half asleep


    au where omegas who go neglected by their alpha for a long time often go into breakthrough heats when being around a different, compatible alpha who displays one (1) caretaking trait around them

    and then i opened a google doc

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    17 May 2026

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    Ladies First (baby, I insist) by

    Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

    29 May 2025

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    Hermione wouldn’t have given Cormac McLaggen a chance if this dry spell hadn’t gone on so exceptionally long. Thankfully, Pansy Parkinson is there to make sure she doesn’t go home with the wrong person.

     

    A Porn Without Plot one shot inspired by Bexo.Hara and the song Boyfriend by Dove Cameron.
    Featuring:
    -Feral staring across a nightclub,
    -A makeover as foreplay
    -Questionably safe apparition practices
    -Sex magic that made me sad that magic isn’t real.

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    11 May 2026

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    Yours, Inevitably by for ellieauthor

    Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

    14 Feb 2023

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    Draco Malfoy is Hermione Granger's soulmate.

    Allegedly.

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    06 Apr 2026

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    Safety Measures by

    Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

    27 Oct 2020

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    Rose Weasley is ready to reinvent herself. She’s got her own place now, proudly single and fully prepared to enjoy her summer. That is, until she loses her job, gets wrapped up in her cousin’s wedding plans and ends up being friends with benefits with her new neighbour, Scorpius Malfoy. How did this happen?

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    15 Feb 2026

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    Mystery Work

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    This is part of an ongoing challenge and will be revealed soon!

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    12 Jun 2025