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Wandering throughout the Spire, Truthless shudders restlessly. His wings are itchy, ruffling around as he stalks through forbidden halls. He can't help himself when he finds it. A beautiful ivory fabric with golden embroidered eyes that gleamed—he needs it. So, despite the punishment that would surely await his thieving hands, he takes the linen. It makes a lovely centerpiece for his bed, along with the other pillows and blankets and Shadow Milk plush.
His heat had taken him by surprise, a logical explanation to the growing throb in his chest. But it doesn't make sense—he'd planned his trip to beast yeast around his mating cycle, and the cold of the Spire did nothing to help his instincts. So why? Why was this happening to him?
Shadow Milk finds Truthless in this state, curled into a nest of blankets. Instead of leaving—of running—he finds himself staying. Preening Recluse's neglected wings comes easy; he'd had plenty of practice helping Eternal Sugar with her own pair, before their corruption and eventual imprisonment. It's a simple task, brushing out dust and pulling off broken feathers.
But Truthless won't be content with just preening for long.
Written for the CRK Big Bang <3
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- Part 8 of Identity_Theft's ShadowVanilla Works <3
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The closet was tiny. Barely large enough for one, not nearly enough for the both of them. The air was warm already, their breaths brushing against each other in the dark. Shadow Milk had been leaning in close from the start, his smirk audible with how he teased Pure Vanilla for his staff taking up so much closet space.
Pure Vanilla had been doing his best to ignore him, adjusting said staff carefully so it wouldn’t jab them both, trying to pretend the proximity didn’t make his chest feel too tight. He focused on his breathing, steady in through his nose, out through his mouth; just like when he would patch wounds. It’s only closeness, nothing more. Just space being shared. His hands were curled politely in his lap, his head tilted down as if humility might shrink him smaller. But then he shifted—just slightly. His knee brushed forward.
Pressed—directly between Shadow Milk’s legs.
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Takes place after Beast Yeast, during a game night between the ancients, Eternal Sugar, and Shadow Milk.
A gift for phikat!!!
Thanks for the help Yui <3Series
- Part 7 of Identity_Theft's ShadowVanilla Works <3
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We'll Meet Again (Don't Know Where, Don't Know When) by Identity_Theft for Icemice24
Fandoms: Cookie Run (Video Game)
24 Aug 2025
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Pure Vanilla regretted touching that orb. Admittedly, it was beautiful. A bright, cerulean blue orb. It looked like the ocean—no, like space. Both? It didn’t matter; it was breathtaking. And oh, the way it was wrapped in shimmering gold, adorned with delicate little flowers. It was mesmerizing. Pure Vanilla couldn’t help himself—
He had to touch it.
Pure Vanilla Cookie finds himself back in time time, in The Spire of Knowledge. The Fount of Knowledge takes interest in his pretty little time-anomaly.
Aka 36k+ words of porn with lots and lots of plot. You're welcome!ALSO, GUYS!!! GUYS PLEASE LOOK AT THIS FANART! IT WILL BLESS YOUR EYES
It’s so so good thank you so much Yui! (TokuYuuWrap) <3<3
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- Part 2 of Identity_Theft's ShadowVanilla Works <3
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The healer groaned quietly into the carpet. “Please, just… don’t.”
But of course, the jester wasn’t finished. “Oh man Nilla— If I had a coin for every time your clothes tripped you, I'd have—”
“I’m aware.”
Thanks for getting me through this work Yui, you're an incredible beta <3
AND, a special thank you to the Anon artist that inspired this fic!!! You're awesome!Series
- Part 6 of Identity_Theft's ShadowVanilla Works <3
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“Who’s there?” he asked, carefully. His voice didn’t shake. But it was soft. Curious.
The voice came again – languid and amused – this time from the trees, from behind the same, large oak the wolf had disappeared behind.
“You’ve strayed from your path, little lamb. Are you lost?”
Aka: A dub-con smut fic featuring Silly Vanilly as Red Riding Hood, and Smilk as The Wolf ;)
Special thanks to my amazing beta Yui!
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- Part 5 of Identity_Theft's ShadowVanilla Works <3
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Identity_Theft's ShadowVanilla Works <3 by Identity_Theft
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12 Dec 2025
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I do be cookin' with the ShadowVanilla
Hope yall are eating well 🤩
(My works are posted on Wattpad 🤮/j under the name Identityy_Theft!)
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Antithesis by Oceanbreeze7
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them (Movies)
31 Oct 2018
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Revenge is the misguided attempt to transform shame and pain into pride. Being forsaken and neglected, ignored and forgotten, revenge seems a fairly competent obligation at this point.
Skylar is the boy who lived, that's why he's important. I'm not Skylar.
Going to Hogwarts is part of the plan, waking the basilisk is part of the plan, taking potions, learning spells, being tortured, murdering others, watching people di-I’m going to tell you a story, although it’s a bit long. I’m going to make you listen, because I want you to understand how you made me a monster. I’ll call this story antithesis, and you’re going to learn every single moment where things went wrong. I want you to cry, and beg for me to kill you, and when I’m done with this, you’re going to want to do that to yourself. You’re going to listen, because in the end, you owe me that much. You owe me so much more, but here we are, and this is how it’s going to end. Who knows, maybe this useless battle between you and me and this bloody world, well, maybe we always were fated to kill each other.
Do you know what it is like to be unmade?Series
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30 Jan 2025
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Mystery Work
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This is part of an ongoing challenge and will be revealed soon!
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21 Dec 2025
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Pure Vanilla had to wake up very early for this meeting with all of the other ancients and the creme republic consul. Shadow Milk, however, did not appreciate that. So he did what he does best, torture Pure Vanilla.
With tentacles.
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04 Jul 2025
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There was no care in the way he had fucked Pure Vanilla. No gentleness. But fuck if he loved every second of it. Even in his sleep he had squirmed, making small noises and reacting to every touch on his body. He didn’t wake. Shadow Milk made sure of that. For now, this was better. Better he wouldn’t actually remember this. He didn’t want to potentially scare away what was certainly becoming his new favorite toy.
. . . . ╰──╮╭──╯ . . . .
There's no plot to explain, Shadow Milk fucks PV pregnant with eggs and he has tentacles for freak factor.
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“Sh-Shadow Milk,” Pure Vanilla Cookie pants. “Please, I need…”
“Ah-ah-ah!” Shadow Milk leans forward and waggles a finger in her face, playful and a little mean. “Not what I’m called, hmm?”
”Daddy,” Pure Vanilla sighs beautifully as their cunts meet again. “Need you, please. Need you inside.”
Shadow Milk bursts into laughter as she pulls back, claws retracting from squishy dough. “Of course, of course,” She lilts, gaze travelling down the length of Pure Vanilla’s body. Her deliciously fat tits, the little pudge to her tummy, her pink, puffy pussy.
Witches, she’s gorgeous. And all her’s.