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  1. Public Bookmark 34

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    Marriage over? Check. Revenge plot hatched? Check. Fake date with a 24-year-old god in football pants? Absolutely unplanned-but still, check!

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    After discovering that his husband-a college professor-is cheating on him with one of his students, Levi, in a fit of rage, throws Erwin's shit right onto the doorstep of the frat house where the student lives. He runs straight into the best friend of Erwin's little boy toy, who just happens to be the quarterback of the college team.

    Levi just wanted to get through this marriage unscathed to maintain his squeaky-clean image as L.A.'s top star designer. He never imagined he'd suddenly find himself locked in a petty, cold war with Erwin over their failing marriage, all while publicly fake-dating a 24-year-old quarterback, just to get back at his soon-to-be ex-husband.

    Levi also never dreamed that this perverted 24-year-old would turn his world upside down more than Erwin ever could.

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    "Fake It Till You Make It" is a rom-com with plenty of humor, clichés, and lots of spice. It's also a story about how divorce isn't the end of the world and how love can come in all its forms-even if you're a 30-year-old ice king.

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    18 May 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 77

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    Levi in all his thirty two years of life as an alpha was never challenged by his alpha instincts until this green-eyed boy injured and feisty shows up in his territory in heat and anger.

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    18 May 2026

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    Eren and Levi are mates. They bicker rather than coo and murmur, and Levi is always complaining because Eren is his Alpha and that is incredibly unjust. Eren is a brat and he knows it, and Levi is a diva and he shows it. Omega or no Omega, this raven-haired drama queen won't let anybody push him around or give him orders.
    ...except for the stupidly handsome, often grinning, generally dopey brat that just so happens to be his mate. His Alpha. His everything.
    Fuck.

    Or, the omega!Levi x alpha!Eren boyfriends fic that nobody asked for but you're getting anyway because it's fic Christmas! (not really, I just needed an excuse to write this to de-stress from UNI)

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    05 Mar 2026

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