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  1. Rec 92

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    Set well after the events of Odds of Survival, Jazz brings Prowl to Earth, Prowl gets kidnapped and experimented on, everyone escapes but now they need a lift off of the planet.
    Who to call to come pick them? Why baby brother Bluestreak of course!
    Now as long as he doesn't get stranded in the middle of a desert surrounded by quintessons and stuck between a couple of professional Alien Hunters, all should go according to plan!
    A.K.A.
    How to fake being Human when you're three stories tall and made of metal.

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    05 May 2026

  2. Rec 5

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    05 May 2026

  3. Rec 7

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    Long ago and far away, in a kingdom high on a mountain top, something amazing was occurring. At the very same moment, two identical baby boys were born. One, a prince, born into royalty and tucked safely away in his room. The second, a pauper, found in the thralls of a carriage wheel and taken in.

    Let's see how well each boy fares in the unrelenting, unforgiving World of Darkness.

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    22 Apr 2026

  4. Rec 60

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    Ethan tips his liquor bottle to his mouth, intent on getting a decent buzz going before Heisenberg hauls him off to the castle, where he gets himself mauled by a Lycan again. Or speared up by deadly spikes. Or-

    The alcohol burns on the way down.

    Cheap vodka — again.

    Liquor sloshes as he lowers it, propping it up on his thigh. “What’s the Theseus Paradox?”

    Heisenberg’s brow twitches beneath the brim of his hat. “How quaint,” he murmurs. “A drunk man grasping at philosophy.”

    “Answer the question.”

    There’s a beat and Heisenberg shifts his grip on the hammer, metal creaking faintly as it settles against his shoulder. “It’s about identity,” he says finally. “Replace something piece by piece — every part, one at a time. At what point does it stop being the same thing?”

    Ethan dies. Ethan wakes. Ethan dies. Ethan wakes. He's trapped in a cursed cycle on the worst possible day and he just can't seem to get it right. Can't save Rose. Can't save Mia. Can't do anything but die and wake up next to that overturned truck again.
    Well. At least his aim gets better.

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    30 Mar 2026

  5. Rec 95

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    Ethan Winters is dead. He died protecting his daughter, and nothing can take that from him.

    At least, not while he's awake to stop it.
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    Ethan has been more mycete than man for a long time. Its about time he acts like it.
    Or or;
    Ethan in the heart of Umbrella's reign becomes a problem for everyone.

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    28 Mar 2026