Hondemon986
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@r.robertsonIII tweets with a photo and a caption
A selfie of him standing outside, holding Beef in his other arm. He smiles at the camera, hair slightly tousled and the first button of his SDN work shirt undone.
I was informed of my new fame and decided to finally make an account. Glad to see that my work behind a desk doesn’t go unrecognised. This is Beef :)
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holy fuck they really do have the wrong guy behind the desk
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“My, Mrs. Tucker, your son is really into counting,” the lady who was cutting my mom’s hair said.
Mom smiled and looked proud, “well my son really likes his numbers. By the time he turned four, he already knew how to count up to a hundred,” Mom said.
“Wow, my kid is only five and he barely gets past ten. What’s your secret?”
“To be honest, I’m not sure how it happened. Craig just started counting whenever we go somewhere together.”
“My, I bet by the time your son starts kindergarten in a couple of weeks, he’ll be the first kid there to already know how to count big numbers.”
“We’ll see. What do you think, Craig? Are you excited to start kindergarten?”
“....” I didn’t say anything, I just kept looking at the people walking around the hair salon I was forced to come.
I just kept watching, staring at the big numbers floating above their heads.
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02 Apr 2026
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Vrg este fic me sacó de mi bloqueo creativo y ganas de matarme, 15/10
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5 times Flambae failed to flirt with his favourite dispatcher, and the 1 time it actually worked (Flambae POV) by Bubble_C
Fandoms: Dispatch (Video Game)
12 Dec 2025
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Flambae grinned as he unmuted his mic, asking the entire team “What’s a good line to text a guy during a blackout?”
He waited a moment for Robert’s response. Whatever it was, he’d commit it to memory and send it to him when he lands. God he was so good at this flirting shit, he should do it professionally.
“I’m looting the Ralph’s, d’you want anything?”
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Okay, that was shit, there was no way he was texting him that.
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the not-at-all long awaited Flambae POV version of my first posted fic!
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- Part 2 of 5+1 Flambert fics
Bookmarked by Hondemon986
15 Jan 2026
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5 times Flambae failed to flirt with his favourite dispatcher, and the 1 time it actually worked by Bubble_C
Fandoms: Dispatch (Video Game)
08 Dec 2025
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“What’s a good line to text a guy during a blackout?”
Robert responded automatically, giving some cheesy line from the top of his head about looting that even he could tell wasn’t great - though he blamed it on his having to focus on the huge shitstorm brewing across the city thanks to the blackout.
…He didn’t particularly think Golem’s suggestion of “Boo” was that good either, but Flambae obviously had his own ideas of what guys want to hear. Given how often he bragged in comms about getting with different guys, maybe Robert’s judgement was just off.
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a 5+1 fic featuring my favourite goobers. My first time posting a fic in like 6ish years..? Yikes.
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- Part 1 of 5+1 Flambert fics
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15 Jan 2026
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After taking down Shroud and effectively saving the whole city, SDN decides the Z Team deserves a "sorry we doubted you" vacation for a week. Robert and team are excited to enjoy some relaxation in a beach house paid by SDN, but there's one notable issue. Robert and Flambae are assigned the same room.
This is honestly just cute scenes between the Z Team and Robert, as well as some Flambert fluff. Enjoy the silliness!