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A bounty hunter Mandalorian met a nine year-old moisture farmboy during his job hunting and was offered the kindness.
A young moisture farmboy met a certain bounty hunter Mandalorian and now he thought Mandalorian was so cool that he MIGHT want to marry one in the future.
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The Prophet and The Mand'alor by HippoHopeless
Fandoms: The Mandalorian (TV), Star Wars - All Media Types
29 Mar 2022
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In another universe, where the galaxy is no longer being ruled by either the Empire or fighting with the Republic, but the Mandalorian.
And where the Jedi are not fighters but more like psychics, prophets, and clairvoyants. Rare and extremely resourceful.
The story of the new ruler of Mandalore who decided that in order to win the battles and eventually conquer the galaxy, the great armed forces aren’t enough but he also needs the ability to foresee the future. That’s why he and his men managed to seek the most powerful Jedi that ever existed and survived.At the age of 19, Luke Skywalker did not join the rebellion. He was taken to Mandalore.
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I'm Din Djarin aka Mand'alor the Accidental and my son wants me matched with his teacher by HippoHopeless for Scoby
Fandoms: The Mandalorian (TV), Star Wars - All Media Types
25 Feb 2022
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It's time the tired dad Din Djarin pays a visit to his son and his lovely teacher *cough cough* with his brand new ship (and hopefully will charm the Jedi pants out of him).
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- Part 3 of Grogu THE Matchmaker
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Can two very different people meet and fall in love?
A modern AU where Din Djarin is the Latin Godfather and Luke Skywalker is an intuitive Tarot reader. They come from totally different worlds but once they meet they cannot stop thinking about each other.
Will they find true love and be together despite all of their differences?
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I'm Luke Skywalker aka The Galaxy's Last Jedi and I just got matched by HippoHopeless
Fandoms: The Mandalorian (TV), Star Wars - All Media Types
16 Sep 2021
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When Luke travelled across the galaxy to rescue a helpless force-sensitive child.
He expects to meet his padawan, not a future husband.Series
- Part 2 of Grogu THE Matchmaker
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Grogu THE Matchmaker by HippoHopeless
Fandom Star Wars - All Media Types, The Mandalorian (TV)
25 Feb 2022
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Homelander wakes up in a different world and finds himself married to the man who wants him dead more than anyone he has ever met before. He has no powers, no status, and no fame. But William loves him, and Homelander might just give up everything that made him a god in order to keep the status quo.
John Gillman wakes up in a different world and finds himself shooting lasers out of his eyes and being the most famous man in the entire United States of America, if not the entire world. And it gets worse: his husband only has months to live and his dying wish is to strip John of his every breath, one agonizing gasp at a time (not in a sexy kind of way).
And when their respective William Butchers say that he wants to fuck them, it has taken on an entirely different meaning.
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07 Jun 2026
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Washington, D.C. (2029).
In a gated suburban community, Billy Butcher has settled in with John and Ryan.
John, swayed away from Vought years ago, has taken over all of the neighbourhood associations and roams the community with his pack of Karens. He's found his people.
Billy is exasperated, but weirdly content.
Ryan, 17 years old, is just so done with them both.- Words:
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31 May 2026
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If I ever laugh harder and longer than while I was reading this I'll let everybody know 👍🏻👍🏻
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It all started with a drink and a Hello, love.
Homelander, in his civilian identity, gets hit on by Butcher at a bar. John goes along with it, intrigued and curious.
A one night stand turns into a date, two dates, three…more.
John’s in over his head.- Words:
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It never really bothered Homelander that he couldn’t have children. When Vogelbaum had told him, Homelander's reaction had been something like, "And…?" Because really, what was he going to do with a kid? Watch it cry?
But when he heard that he'd gotten Becca Butcher pregnant, and that his son had died chocking on his mother's blood, he found a sickly feeling wind it's way inside of him. He wasn't pleased, or grateful that the child had died. He was disappointed, he was mad.- Language:
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Bookmarked by HippoHopeless
26 May 2026
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[COMPLETE] Homelander is really, really intent on having a child. Like, scarily intent.
Canon divergence where Ryan dies in the season 3 finale and the story sharply veers from canon from there. Homelander becomes desperate to have another child, but nothing works until he modifies his body to carry it himself. He asks the guy who’s also lived through the trauma of losing Ryan for help with that noble mission. “Asks.” Billy Butcher has many misgivings, but tries to make lemonade out of lemons and plots to use the situation to try and pry Homelander out of Vought.
Neither one of them foresees what they’re really getting themselves into.- Language:
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Bookmarked by HippoHopeless
21 May 2026