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It all began with a too-quiet Sunday morning, and within the week evolved into a hair-raising chase from Cumbria back to Surrey.
Harry Potter certainly never bargained for a relocation at the tender age of eight, nor to find himself under the custodianship of a curmudgeonly twenty-eight-year-old rock aficionado named Severus Snape.
Less parent than partner in crime, Snape at times seems as likely to tacitly encourage Harry's mischief as he is to take him to task over it. Perhaps, at that, a father-figure isn't in the cards...
Perhaps, just perhaps, Harry would be better served by a different sort of role model entirely.
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26 Jun 2026
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When Harry blows up Aunt Marge, Dumbledore decides he can't be left to his own devices in Diagon Alley for the whole of August and sends him to stay with the only person available - one highly displeased Severus Snape. Harry, for his part, doesn't think this summer could get any worse. After all, what could be more unpleasant than living with Professor Snape?
Finding out that Draco Malfoy is also staying at Spinner’s End, of course.
None of them know how they'll survive a month in each others' company, but they might just come out the other side with something they all need the most: a family.
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- Part 1 of A Patchwork Family
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15 Jun 2026
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After an attempt at using you as bait falls flat, you have witnessed too much to be left to roam free.
You're their prisoner now.
At least... until they figure out what to do with you.
(Characters and tags will update as fic progresses)
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- Part 1 of Compilation of R&R Universe
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11 Mar 2026
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It's been about a year since the barrier fell, and a lot has changed - though not in very surprising ways. People are still jerks to anyone new and different, you're still freaked out by the idea of getting serious with anyone, your job is still weird and awesome. Oh, and your cat still has seriously no chill.
Also there is skeleton dong and small corporate politics.
"But it's too long!" You say. That's exactly the sort of attitude that stops me from making boxed mac and cheez when EasyMac's right there. Don't be like me. If you're going to indulge in trash, commit to it, man.
I mean also eventually the plotting gets so tight you could bounce a quarter off it.Book One: Skarmageddon --- Chapters 1 - 92
Book Two: Even Skarmier --- Chapters 93 - 170
Epilogue shit --- 171 to like, whatever- Language:
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26 Feb 2026