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BALLPOINT PENS FOR THE WIN (+ other muggle shenanigans) by Hello_Banana
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
13 Mar 2024
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It's one normal morning at breakfast at good ole Hoggywarts when Harry Potter suddenly has an epiphone: why don't wizards just use pens n sht? It'd be so much easier when writing a three foot essay when you could erase a spelling error than just starting over.
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You know what? He's gonna ask.
"Why don't wizards just use pens and pencils?"
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"huh?"
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- Part 1 of Harry Potter, now with more common sense
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Harry Potter, now with more common sense by Hello_Banana
Fandom Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
13 Mar 2024
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Teacher Grace's Extraordinary Curriculum by Acewithapaintbrush
Fandom Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
02 Jun 2026
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Grace has always been a teacher and it's not any different on Erid.
These are his adventures with his pebbles (and Rocky and Adrian of course)
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There was another student here.
Tom recognized him vaguely—while transfer students were not necessarily uncommon due to the war, they were rare enough to at least make an impression. This particular transfer student was in his year, sorted into Ravenclaw after an impressively long hat stall. He looked like he might be descended from the Potter line, but he did not share the surname so his lineage was of no particular interest to Tom. Nothing about him was of particular interest to Tom, in fact, and yet here he stood, holding the book that Tom had come here to find.
It would be a good time to turn away. The Restricted Section was restricted for a reason—only books documenting extremely dangerous or extremely advanced magic were stored here.
Tom’s feet, however, suddenly felt as if they were made of lead. It wasn’t magic keeping him tied down, but something far more mysterious like curiosity or even fate. In any case, the delay was all it took for the Ravenclaw to lift his chin and meet Tom’s eyes.
This Ravenclaw, Tom realized, had eyes as blindingly green as the Killing Curse.
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Harry is eleven when he is handed a letter and told he is a wizard. Not only that, but he learns his parents are still alive, though incapacitated. This Harry Potter has no scar, no fame, and his horrible childhood is not the result of some grand plot but of an error in administration. Harry is eleven and his life is looking up. He has magic, a family, and a goal.
He will become the greatest healer Hogwarts has ever seen.
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- Part 1 of the pioneer's song
- Part 3 of ode to the blank spaces - ongoing hp long fics
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My Mom Sold Me To The Happy Fits by Johnny_Drakes_Left_Shoe
Fandoms: The Happy Fits - Fandom
10 Nov 2025
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I'm so sorry. I'm going to see The Happy Fits live tomorrow.
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"Hi my name is Calvin Happy'Fit Langman..."
Bookmarked by Hello_Banana
03 May 2026
Bookmarker's Notes
This is really funny and I love The Happy Fits